Is TUR-Friend

[thedebutante]

gay?

just wondering, so i can offer him rainbow ice cream from trader joe's.



made in san fran for the gay by the gay. awarded "Best in America" at The Great American Ice Cream Lick-Off. yup, the lick-off

here's the evidence from the "merhaba everyone" thread. turns out he's been flirting with the forum dudes.

quoting our TUR-Friend:
Oh, also, Oily? What's that supposed to mean? You don't like it a bit lubricated? Alright, I totally understand, it's your call kitty kitty...

(here addressing bell-the-cat, a guy)


Erm, don't you think Bell-the-cat sounds kind of sexy when she attacks me in such ways? Like, errrm, oily ways? I really hope that it's a She! I kind of like her.

(again, a guy)

Now I can understand the gay people, lol. Bearggh!
(this after he realized bell-the-cat is a guy)

ok, i just got bored, but you get the point. how could you possibly not know if a poster is a girl or a guy? it gets obvious after a couple of posts even if no one mentions anything.

so ya, i'm looking at this from a freudian perspective and just offering some friendly ice cream. mwah.

disclaimer: the rainbow ice cream in the photograph is not necessarily made by gays nor is it proven to be made for gays. just because it is made in san fran and has rainbows all over it doesnt make it gay people! it is simply for anyone who wants to add a little tuity fruity flavor to his/her life. also, it is debatable whether it is "america's best". in addition, the opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of thedebutante (who else's can they possibly be eh?), since she's a vegan and only eats soy ice cream and has no idea what actual ice cream tastes like.

[Anonymouse]

This ice cream must have some homosexual serum inside it. It's converted the Turfriend.

[thedebutante]

hmmm, maybe they can use that idea for their low fat stuff. you know, the serum instead of the cream. but for now, the ice cream is safe for our dear friend.

[Anonymouse]

FDA Approved too. Thank god for the progressive era.

[thedebutante]

their treats are "rich and creamy"

[Anonymouse]

Notice how the "creamy" guy has a cow shirt on?

[nunechka]

LOL! i love the cow shirt...

actually i was wondering if he was gay myself... but most of the time men from that part of the world tend to be more homophobes then necessary AND if they are gay they are never going to admit to it, they will just go to gay bars in secret and change their name so that they dont "ruin" their rep...

but good point deb... i thought so too...

AND YES! ice cream! how nice of you...

[Anonymouse]

Oh no nunechka posted.

[thedebutante]

ok peeps, keep in mind that those two guys are the founders of this ice cream company. dont let the cow shirt and southern look fool you. they're from san fran.

[thedebutante]

ok ok, let's turn our attention back to TUR-Friend, since he is an attention w hore just like me, I know how it feels when people dont pay enough attention to me. so i dont want that to happen to our friend! ok, so TUR-Fy, dont mind if i call you that, what brings you here my friend, on Armenian Turf eh?