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  • #21
    The salaries of all CEOs is the greatest form of highway robbery known to man.
    I dare ask, "If the enemy is numerous, disciplined, and about to advance, how should we respond to them? I would say, first seize something they love for then they will listen to you...attack what they love first."
    -Sun Tzu

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    • #22
      MagieSimpson omg you have the same name and you look exactly like MagieSimpson from The Simpsons!

      CEOs are not bad, they are put there by their shareholders. You gotta have shareholders if a society is to be civilized.
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #23
        Originally posted by Anonymouse
        I'm working on the hat. Patience.



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        • #24
          Re: Shoplifting Tips and Tricks!

          Honey, a toothbrush is simple. Go to whichever store you want the toothbrush from.....go pick it out, or get 2 or 3. Than, go to the restroom, get in the stall, take it out of the package, wrap the package(s) up in toilet paper and put them in the trash, then stick the toothbrushes back in your pocket, and if any suspicion arises, you can always say that the toothbrush has been used and you always have one with you wherever you go for hygiene concerns. Or, if you want to take it a step farther, bring a little tube of toothpaste from home (or swipe that too) and actually USE the toothbrush in the store's restroom. they could never arrest you for having a used toothbrush...... Email me private. I have LOTS more tricks...recently, I got $190.00 of products at one time, and it was falling off a log simple.

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          • #25
            Re: Shoplifting Tips and Tricks!

            Originally posted by Anonymouse View Post
            I prefer Siamanto's idea.
            Have all you teeth extracted and you won't have to worry about the tooth brush. The women will not leave you alone.

            Next question please.

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