Ankap - Angry at the Mayans for a false prediction? POST YOUR GRIEVANCES HERE!

[Anonymouse]

I WANT A GOOSE THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!

[Anonymouse]

Yeah, leave me alone.

So you can mastirbate.

[Anonymouse]

Hey I have the funniest joke evar!

Q:What's the best brand of soap?

A: DOVE!

[thedebutante]

so many hidden undertones.

this should be called the suggestive thread

[Anonymouse]

Actually the best soap is Dial.

[karoaper]

Jail Break

A man escapes from prison, where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into
a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He
orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl
to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an
escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If
he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I
love you." His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey. I love you too!"

[ckBejug]

why dont i humor you.

i'm completely clueless. i mean, of course you werent talking about us. how silly can we be mousey.

All I said was your logic astounds me. I mean it seriously does. You used the "My post wasn't directed to anyone specifically" tactic by not stating things explicitly. That is clever. Really.

Both of you are WAY too defensive. For a pair who loves to proclaim how sarcastic they are being, left and right, it sure sounds like you wouldn't know a joke if it hit you head on at a 100mph.

[thedebutante]

yup that's the soap mousey uses to scrub my back.

[TomServo]

So you can mastirbate.

[thedebutante]

Both of you are WAY too defensive. For a pair who loves to proclaim how sarcastic they are being, left and right, it sure sounds like you wouldn't know a joke if it hit you head on at a 100mph.

ummm, duh! now can you just imagine a convo between mouse and deb?