Ankap - Angry at the Mayans for a false prediction? POST YOUR GRIEVANCES HERE!

[Anonymouse]

Both of you are WAY too defensive. For a pair who loves to proclaim how sarcastic they are being, left and right, it sure sounds like you wouldn't know a joke if it hit you head on at a 100mph.

Best defense is a good offense.

[ckBejug]

Best defense is a good offense.

People who try too hard are never fun and usually not very smart.

[thedebutante]

A man escapes from prison, where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into
a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He
orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl
to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an
escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If
he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I
love you." His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey. I love you too!"

didnt you post this before?

[Anonymouse]

[thedebutante]

People who try too hard are never fun and usually not very smart.

that's why i liked your other post better. then you tried too hard and edited the post. now it's not fun and not very smart.

[Anonymouse]

People who try too hard are never fun and usually not very smart.

Let's dance to the Edit!

[ckBejug]

that's why i liked your other post better. then you tried too hard and edited the post. now it's not fun and not very smart.

Awww, too bad. I guess you'll have to go to the mouse to be pleased today, since I don't seem to be pleasing you too much.

[thedebutante]

when you refresh the page, he stops dancing.

[ckBejug]

Let's dance to the Edit!

Yes! Let's!
It's the best!

[thedebutante]

Awww, too bad. I guess you'll have to go to the mouse to be pleased today, since I don't seem to be pleasing you too much.

nah, you're doing just fine. i dont like fun and i dont like smart. you're just perfect. mwah.