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[Crissy]

Re: The Ankap Thread

LOL is on going, as for what's going on? well we'll play by ear, or by eyes??

[Quarteria]

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Okay!

I'm listening to the radio and there's some commedian on and a few of his jokes were:

"I think I'd hate terrorist less if they used fireworks. 'I heard that 36 people died.' 'Yes, but, it was BEAUTIFUL!'"

"I say we legalize marijuana so that pot heads have nothing left to complain about. Grow up! Do cocaine like an adult!"

Okay, made me laugh, thought I'd share.

[Crissy]

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LOL that's funny.

Went to a comedy club in NYC, we were late ming you, but one of the comedians was really funny, I taped him, i'll have to dig it out and share it with you people. He had a funny joke about Cosco and how big the chips are LOL

[Quarteria]

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Awesome! I just found out the name of the commedian: Daniel Tosh

Also:



...although, I'm going on the 16th...

[Crissy]

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I love comedy clubs, we have a few good ones in Sydney. Should be organising one soon with my friends.

[Quarteria]

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Cool! Have you ever seen "The World Stands Up"? It's on Comedy Central here. It's TYPICALLY filmed in Oz and it stand up from the best up and commers the English speaking world has to offer.

[Crissy]

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No haven't seen it. But i'll look for it see if it's available here.

[karoaper]

my life

function [volpartitions,prevolatile,chis] = choose_preRVC(data,alpha,minlength,seglength,gap,a llowRVCSinpreRVCs)

%data: time-series data
%innovs: innovations, which is the residuals of the GARCH model fit.
%sigma: conditional standard deviations
%seglength: is the length of the pre-RVC examples
%gap: gap between the end of the pre-RVC and beginning of RVC (used only in prediction)


numofdays = length(data);

Spec = garchset('P',1,'Q',1,'Display','off');
volpartitions = {};
prevolatile = {};

for j=1:1:numofdays

ts_data = data{j}(:,6);
returnsdata = price2ret(ts_data);

[Coeff,Errors,LLF,Innovations,sigma,Summary] = garchfit(Spec, returnsdata);

% figure;plot(sigma);
unconvar = mean(sigma.^2);

df = length(sigma) - 1;

crit = chi2inv(1-alpha,df);

volpartitions{j} = {};

volpartind = 1;
volelemind = 0;
chis = [];

for i=1:1:length(sigma)
chi = df*(sigma(i)^2)/unconvar;
chis(i) = chi;
if(chi > crit)
volelemind = volelemind + 1;
volpartitions{j}{volpartind}(volelemind,1) = i;
else
if(volelemind > 0)
volpartind = volpartind + 1;
volelemind = 0;
end
end
end

temp = 0;

prevolatile{j} = [];
tempvolpartitions = {};
volpartind = 1;
prevolind = 1;

for i=1:1:length(volpartitions{j})
%collect sections from data
if(length(volpartitions{j}{i}) >= minlength & volpartitions{j}{i}(1)-gap-seglength > 0)
tempvolpartitions{volpartind} = volpartitions{j}{i};
volpartind = volpartind + 1;
temp = volpartitions{j}{i}(1)-gap-seglength:volpartitions{j}{i}(1)-gap;


if(allowRVCSinpreRVCs==1 | i == 1 | (intersect(temp,volpartitions{j}{i-1}) == []))
prevolatile{j}(prevolind).fromdata = ts_data(temp);
prevolatile{j}(prevolind).fromreturns = returnsdata(temp);
prevolind = prevolind + 1;
end
end
end

tempvolpartitions;

volpartitions{j} = tempvolpartitions;
end

[Anonymouse]

Re: The Ankap Thread

I love that poem.

[TomServo]

Re: The Ankap Thread

What does it do?