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  • #21
    Originally posted by TomServo
    Once I was in Glendale and I saw Armenians. It was a bizarre occurence.
    Poo and you. Picture it.

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    • #22
      Originally posted by karoaper
      Poo and you. Picture it.

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      • #23
        Originally posted by TomServo
        Damn Tom, you're the whitest Armo I've ever seen.

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        • #24
          I've seen whiter Armos than that.

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          • #25
            I'm whiter than that.

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            • #26
              And I ran over an old woman once.....going 3 mph. I was actually coming to a stop, she hadn't seen me, she got startled, jumped back, and fell over.

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              • #27
                Originally posted by TomServo
                Once I was in Glendale and I saw Armenians. It was a bizarre occurence.
                Originally posted by TomServo
                I've seen whiter Armos than that.
                I'm in the Army. At one point in my career I was stationed at Redstone Arsenal, located in Huntsville, AL. I was living in the singles barracks, when one morning a short little blonde-haired, blue eyed white-boy came up to me and excitedly asked, "are you Armenian?" I was pretty startled, because I had no idea why this guy seemed so overjoyed to see me. So I told him that I was, and he proceeded to blurt out a long string of various Armenian salutations, all the while shaking my hand and embracing me like we were long-seperated relatives. I just thought to myself, "neat trick, he must be from Glendale or Boston, where he learned a few phrases to help him pick up armo chicks."

                He had me one better. It turned out that he was a Mormon that had completed his missionary duties in a two year stint at the LDS church in Armenia. This little midwestern whiteboy not only spoke Armenian fluently, He spoke the dialect with such clarity and precision that at times I had ask him to slow down and repeat himself. The bastard was even spurting out Vartanik jokes at one point. Naturally, we bonded, and learned a lot from each other - he taught me that such bizarre occurances are to be expected anywhere, even in at an Army post in Alabama. From me, he learned a boatload of Armenian dirty words and insulting phrases that his sheltered church language training had kept him from knowing. I bestowed upon him an honorary "IAN."

                Score: ME - 2, YOU GUYS - VOHTERUS, bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

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                • #28
                  Originally posted by loser name
                  I'm in the Army. At one point in my career I was stationed at Redstone Arsenal, located in Huntsville, AL. I was living in the singles barracks, when one morning a short little blonde-haired, blue eyed white-boy came up to me and excitedly asked, "are you Armenian?" I was pretty startled, because I had no idea why this guy seemed so overjoyed to see me. So I told him that I was, and he proceeded to blurt out a long string of various Armenian salutations, all the while shaking my hand and embracing me like we were long-seperated relatives. I just thought to myself, "neat trick, he must be from Glendale or Boston, where he learned a few phrases to help him pick up armo chicks."

                  He had me one better. It turned out that he was a Mormon that had completed his missionary duties in a two year stint at the LDS church in Armenia. This little midwestern whiteboy not only spoke Armenian fluently, He spoke the dialect with such clarity and precision that at times I had ask him to slow down and repeat himself. The bastard was even spurting out Vartanik jokes at one point. Naturally, we bonded, and learned a lot from each other - he taught me that such bizarre occurances are to be expected anywhere, even in at an Army post in Alabama. From me, he learned a boatload of Armenian dirty words and insulting phrases that his sheltered church language training had kept him from knowing. I bestowed upon him an honorary "IAN."

                  Score: ME - 2, YOU GUYS - VOHTERUS, bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

                  That is amazing dude. Although ddd's story is pretty hillarious. So it's tie between you guys.

                  I have story similar to yours. I was in Salt Lake City (Mormons again?), the whitest city this Armo eyes of mine had ever seen. Cute girls though. Anyways, I'm walking at night back from a movie theater and thinking to myself wouldn't it be the piss right now to run into an Armenian. So I cross the street and suddenly my ears pick up Tata's "Yerevani Akhchiknerin" from some dude's car as it was passing the intersection. I start waving my hands and screaming at the top of my lungs "APEEE HAIII ES?". There were some people around me at the time, who surely thought I was deranged, which surprisingly I am.

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                  • #29
                    Originally posted by karoaper
                    That is amazing dude. Although ddd's story is pretty hillarious. So it's tie between you guys.

                    I have story similar to yours. I was in Salt Lake City (Mormons again?), the whitest city this Armo eyes of mine had ever seen. Cute girls though. Anyways, I'm walking at night back from a movie theater and thinking to myself wouldn't it be the piss right now to run into an Armenian. So I cross the street and suddenly my ears pick up Tata's "Yerevani Akhchiknerin" from some dude's car as it was passing the intersection. I start waving my hands and screaming at the top of my lungs "APEEE HAIII ES?". There were some people around me at the time, who surely thought I was deranged, which surprisingly I am.
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                    Achkerov kute.

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                    • #30
                      I was watching my rearview mirror on the highway. I had noticed these teens driving erratically in a white minivan directly behind me. They were weaving in their own lane in a jerky fashion, bouncing up and down listening to music and yelling at each other. I honestly could see all of this as 1. I have great eyes and 2. they were really, REALLY close to me.

                      Anyhow out of no where the traffic went from 75mph (flow of traffic) to a complete standstill in about a 1/4 mile. I looked to my rearview as I started to decelerate rapidly and noticed that these teens weren't paying attention. Once the driver noticed what was going on I was almost at a complete stop looking terrified in the rearview mirror like "This dude is totally gonna smack right into me!!"

                      As I am watching I see the driver violently yank the steering wheel at about 2' away from my bumper. In about a second or two the white minivan spins into the right hand lane doing a fast 180 then keeps spinning another 360 onto the shoulder w/o hitting ANYONE or damaging themselves!! All of this in perfect view of my rear view mirror.

                      I swear when he first grabbed hold of the wheel the entire minivan was like 1' to 2' MAX off my bumper and totally perpendicular to the lane we were both in. Very surreal moment ...

                      I have a lot of car stories when I think about them. Sometimes it involves white sheets, multi car pile ups and other not so nice things. Still the idea is to talk about the original idea and then a new idea right?

                      Ok how about this **Brainstorms**...

                      Actually let me get back to you guys on that ... drawing a total blank right now.

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