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  • Stephen King sux ...

    Yeah I said it ...

    He is seriously a dunce imho ... and for one thing more so than anything else, but it's this one thing that just makes me think he must be just as stupid in all other areas of his thought processes.

    Anyway in case you guys don't know it Stephen King HATES, or dislikes with a passion, Stanley Kubrick's version of The Shining. Seriously he hates it ... so much so that he had the other mini series made for TV so a version would exist that was based more closely on his book. Actually he does that a lot as he won't allow his "artistic integrity" a moments rest to allow his ideas to be able to condense into a different medium, namely cinema. He thinks nothing can be left out from his original work and unless the film version is taken word for word from his book then it's crap. What a jerk.

    To illustrate my point look at how many mini series he has had created in order to make sure everything was done EXACTLY the way he wanted it ... I suppose in his rider he writes in that a big bowl of brown M&Ms must be provided everyday by a midget who refers to him as master and commander.

    Anyway here we go ...

    "The Stand" - 8 hour mini series that sucked. Actually that story is SOOO unoriginal ... I mean the struggle of good and evil after the relative end of humanity? Sound familiar? Like Revelations?? What a loser

    "It" - 4 hour mini series. Clowns scared the hell out of me as a kid but this story makes me sleepy at best and bored the rest of the time.

    "Salem’s Lot" - This was made into a mini series TWICE! The newest version is 4 hours long and is campy as can be.

    "Desperation" - 3 hours but in a single night whoo hoo!! Big whoop

    "Storm of the Century" - 6 hour mini series ... his first. **tear**

    "The Shining" - like I said before it's a 6 hour enormous waste of time. After watching it it's no wonder why Kubrick, understanding the medium of film, condensed the story into a much better story overall. Probably what bugs King to this day. He can't understand why nobody gets scared in his long winded versions of his books ... DUH cuz that's how a book should be OCD'ed into a translated film and NOT what actually makes a good film! Leave the artistic medium of cinema to those who truly understand its subtleties (read: not a writer) in order to elevate you to a higher standard. Let’s face it Kubrick shot a scarier film than what Stephen King had initially written.

    "Kingdom Hospital" - Not even his own original story and he STILL managed to get ABC to allow 15 1hr episodes!!! Supposedly worse than Twin Peaks.

    "Rose Red" - 4 hours of pure crap. I watched this whole thing thinking I was actually going to be scared and was I? Not in the least amount ...

    "Golden Years" **yawn** 4 hours again.

    Ok so those are his miniseries to date and 90%-100% suck yet he's such a jerk he still is incapable of relinquishing his creation to another artists interpretation. When it did happen he threw a conniption fit that has far outlived Stanley Kubrick's life!! Hmm Stanley Kubrick vs. Stephen King on an artistic level ... imo Kubrick wins every time. He actually was a genius and not a crap novel churning out machine.

    The fact of the matter "The Shining" is the only Stephen King novel I've read and in all honesty Kubrick does it justice! Of course he left major, boring, parts out ... he was making a movie not writing a stupid novel!! They are two different things which Stephen King has never figured out or even tried to accept as the above evidence illustrates.

    Anyway had to say this as he's getting on my nerves to the point that the idea that he might have anything to do with the writing of LOST makes me want to never watch that show again. He also has his stupid column in the back of Entertainment Weekly now and then which is where his talent truly lies. In writing blurbs for periodicals ... hope he sticks to that. Dunce …

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    Re: Stephen King sux ...

    I have never read his books. As for adaptations, I've seen Carrie, It, Misery, The Shawshank Redemption and The Shining. They were all fairly enjoyable. I don't give a rat's ass if he didn't like Kubrick's film; I thought it was great.

    So what do you think of Dean Koontz?

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      Re: Stephen King sux ...

      When did you hear Stephen King is going to have anything to do with Lost! Jesus, let's hope not.
      Achkerov kute.

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        Re: Stephen King sux ...

        He didn't like the movie version of The Storm of the Century????? OMG what a jerk...that was the best movie ever! I can never forget "Give me what I want and I'll go away..." hehehe LOVE Mr. Linoge!


        As for him having to do anything with Lost, I guess it's just it's just media crap, since he has not contributed to anything related to the show...

        Stephen King is an American author best known for his popular horror novels, many of which have become bestsellers. Ever since the Lost producers mentioned King as an influence during Season 1, there have been many speculative connections of King and his work to the world of Lost. These rumors have become a very controversial and puzzling aspect to the show after the introduction of the Others, specifically Ben, in Season 2. In October 2005, King signed with Marvel comics to write an expanded ed

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          Re: Stephen King sux ...

          Originally posted by Anonymouse
          When did you hear Stephen King is going to have anything to do with Lost! Jesus, let's hope not.
          According to Mr. King he has a had several "writers meetings" with the creators as Stephen King is a huge LOST fan, and surprise surprise the creators are huge Stephen King Fans. So because he has to weasel his way into anything he finds interesting Mr. king writes in Entertainment Weekly about LOST, he gets his books featured in the show, there are rumors he has been a ghost writer for more than a few episodes **barf** and in general has made sure that he has planted himself into the show as much as he possibly can ...

          Anyhow hope that doesn't ruin the experience for you but be warned he will ruin this series like he has to all of his own if given half the chance. Just can't leave well enough alone can he?

          Oh and Tom Dean Koontz is much better imo ... why don't they turn his works into movies? I bet stinky Mr. King snubbed him out of the market!

          Oh and just to show I actually DO appreciate some things Mr. King has created, well I obviously like The Shining, The Lawnmower Man, The Running Man, his contribution to Tales from the Darkside, Cats Eye, Children of the Corn, The Dead Zone, Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, and Stand By Me were good but I'm talking horror here so forget the mystic tales he wrote, Misery is a very good movie, Sleepwalkers SUCKS, Carrie is not even scary but cool in a vengeance state of mind, Cujo is crap, and Christine is aiight. So he HAS created some really good stories but the ratio of good to bad imo is completely out of balance. I just think he’s a few marbles shy of a full set because he dislikes Kubrick’s The Shining …

          Oh and he wrote Apt Pupil which is a rip off from an old Orson Welles movie “The Stranger” … I’m sure he borrows whenever he can that’s one I know of. Even his segment from Tales from the Darkside is either a Lovecraft or M.R. James short story originally … I can’t remember. Believe me when I say he wasn’t the first writer in the history of literature to write a scary story surrounding a black cat.

          Thinner, The Night Flier (really stupid), oh geez just go to his Imdb profile and you can see all the crap he’s involved himself in over the years

          Down with Stephen King!!

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