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  • #41
    I shall take that into consideration. I just feel gross if I only lift. My lungs need to be inflated with much needed air after running a couple miles, or swimming some laps or something like that.

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    • #42

      This is so funny!

      So, we're talking about poop...oh excuse me....
      *runs to bathroom*

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      • #43
        Originally posted by clubbin714
        I had a dog that would eat its feces over dog food. I couldn’t scoop it up fast enough before she's eaten some...she would eat it while she was still pooping.
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        Originally posted by surferarmo
        My work out routine consists of skating for one hour after work. After several kick flips and skating on my hands (really disturbing I know, but I do it) I proceed to lift weights, then I go jump in a pool and swim laps. On the weekends...I surf.

        Omniscient...I PMed you and you never PMed me back. Come on bro, give some advice yo.
        I'm still trying to get over the transition from talking about poop to working out.

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        • #44
          Unloading poop is working out.

          You burn alot of calories believe it or not...mostly from the pop-a-vein-in the forehead xxxx.
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #45
            I've successfully had to xxxx 23 times today and counting. Everytime I have a Big mac it looks like I drained my oil in the xxxxter.

            Except for the last three times.....all I've eaten today because of my xxxxed up stomach is half a box of mint girl scout cookies (stolen), and they've made their way through my GI tract already. I have been xxxxting crumbled cookies that are maintaining their same consistancy as when I swollowed them. This leads me to believe that I am not getting any nourishment today.

            I just ordered pizza, and I'll let you know what that looks like when it comes out too. Maybe I'll take pictures and document the end of my record breaking day of xxxxting.

            Oh yeah, and I was suppoed to be drinking green beer today, but when I went to leave, I crumbled in pain while trying to put on my pants and I squirted in my Curious George boxers. I now have a big blackish brown splotch on them. Likewise, the Hawaiian style boxers I'm wearing right now have taken some damage, but I'm out of options so I have to wear them.

            Not what I'd call a "good day", but at least I have you guys, my only friends.
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #46
              *frantically scurrying about, trying to open all the windows*

              Who the hell has seen the air freshener!?!?

              *too late*

              *turns green, toppling limply to the ground*

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              • #47
                running around like a mad women trying to get the damned jammed window open to help flames out

                darn the thing wont open ughhhhhhhhh

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                • #48
                  Originally posted by Anonymouse
                  I've successfully had to xxxx 23 times today and counting. Everytime I have a Big mac it looks like I drained my oil in the xxxxter.

                  Except for the last three times.....all I've eaten today because of my xxxxed up stomach is half a box of mint girl scout cookies (stolen), and they've made their way through my GI tract already. I have been xxxxting crumbled cookies that are maintaining their same consistancy as when I swollowed them. This leads me to believe that I am not getting any nourishment today.

                  I just ordered pizza, and I'll let you know what that looks like when it comes out too. Maybe I'll take pictures and document the end of my record breaking day of xxxxting.

                  Oh yeah, and I was suppoed to be drinking green beer today, but when I went to leave, I crumbled in pain while trying to put on my pants and I squirted in my Curious George boxers. I now have a big blackish brown splotch on them. Likewise, the Hawaiian style boxers I'm wearing right now have taken some damage, but I'm out of options so I have to wear them.

                  Not what I'd call a "good day", but at least I have you guys, my only friends.
                  Oh my... :shock:

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