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    Excuses for getting out of work

    I only write this because I just heard the greatest one ever. A 19 year old girl where I work said she can't come in tomorrow because she's being adopted.

    Tomorrow morning I shall call in informing them that I can't make it because I'm adopting a 19 year old girl.

    If I were a baseball player I'd be Anal Hershiser and play for the Pink Sox.

    I am drunk.
    Achkerov kute.
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    i think im more drunk then you right now, fuuuuck i need to recoooover :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :arrow: :idea: :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) i cant believe i just did thaaat

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    • #3
      :shock: :shock: :shock:

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      • #4
        U ALL R MAD!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

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        • #5
          "I'm having surgery"

          Unfortunately, it was the truth. I have the scar to prove it. 8)

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          • #6
            Did you get a tattoo removed?
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #7
              surgery 4 what :?:

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              • #8
                Something about it just sounds so kinky, doesn't it?
                Achkerov kute.

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                • #9
                  wow so Anon ar eyou guys hiring?
                  lol I need a job...

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                  • #10
                    Oh did you get fired or something?

                    All those hours of foruming sure paid off.

                    And now it seems to have added to your bitter weekly pms mood.

                    Achkerov kute.

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