Excuses for getting out of work

[Anonymouse]

I only write this because I just heard the greatest one ever. A 19 year old girl where I work said she can't come in tomorrow because she's being adopted.

Tomorrow morning I shall call in informing them that I can't make it because I'm adopting a 19 year old girl.

If I were a baseball player I'd be Anal Hershiser and play for the Pink Sox.

I am drunk.

[omniscient]

i think im more drunk then you right now, fuuuuck i need to recoooover :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :arrow: :idea: :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: ops: :P :x :twisted: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :idea: :?: :arrow: :twisted: :P ops: :x :shock: :? 8) 8) :? :shock: :x :P ops: :twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) :shock: 8) :? ops: :x :P :twisted: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: :twisted: ops: :P :x :shock: :? 8) i cant believe i just did thaaat

[sSsflamesSs]

:shock: :shock: :shock:

[gorsenvadz]

U ALL R MAD!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

[Aphrodit3]

"I'm having surgery"

Unfortunately, it was the truth. I have the scar to prove it. 8)

[Anonymouse]

Did you get a tattoo removed?

[gorsenvadz]

surgery 4 what :?:

[Anonymouse]

Something about it just sounds so kinky, doesn't it?

[jahannam]

wow so Anon ar eyou guys hiring?
lol I need a job...

[Anonymouse]

Oh did you get fired or something?

All those hours of foruming sure paid off.

And now it seems to have added to your bitter weekly pms mood.