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So a string walks in to a bar and orders a beer

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    So a string walks in to a bar and orders a beer

    So a string walks in to a bar and orders a beer. the bartender looks at him and say, "you're going to have to leave, we don't serve strings in here." The string tries to shrug it off, walks around for a while, comes back to the bartender and again orders a beer. The bartender looks at him again and says, "look buddy I told you to get the hell out of here, we don't serve strings in this place!" The string is quite upset at this point so he walks in to the bathroom, performs an act of contortion and messes up his hair but good. He then walks back to the bartender and orders another beer. The bartender looks at him carefully and says, "Aren't you that string that's been bothering me all night?" He replies, "Me, a string? No, I'm a frayed knot!
    Achkerov kute.
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    that's a kute joke
    I see...

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      oh xxxx i just got it. haha

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        LOL xxxx I JUST GOT IT TOO!
        Achkerov kute.

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          Originally posted by Anonymouse LOL xxxx I JUST GOT IT TOO!
          hold on. u JUST got the joke u posted? sloooooow. lol
          I see...

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            Originally posted by SagGal hold on. u JUST got the joke u posted? sloooooow. lol
            OH xxxx, ANON, SHE DIDN'T GET IT!

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              HAHA ITS A JOKE, JESUS!
              Achkerov kute.

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                Originally posted by Anonymouse HAHA ITS A JOKE, JESUS!
                Speaking of Jesus....Jesus walks into an inn (an inn is the name for the hotel in the old days) and tells the innkeeper, "I have 3 nails, can you put me up for the night?"


                Emil

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Emil Speaking of Jesus....Jesus walks into an inn (an inn is the name for the hotel in the old days) and tells the innkeeper, "I have 3 nails, can you put me up for the night?"


                  Emil

                  wow emilio, i think you're going to hell for that one... :-/
                  The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ckBejug wow emilio, i think you're going to hell for that one... :-/
                    That's an already established event.


                    Emil

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