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So a string walks in to a bar and orders a beer. the bartender looks at him and say, "you're going to have to leave, we don't serve strings in here." The string tries to shrug it off, walks around for a while, comes back to the bartender and again orders a beer. The bartender looks at him again and says, "look buddy I told you to get the hell out of here, we don't serve strings in this place!" The string is quite upset at this point so he walks in to the bathroom, performs an act of contortion and messes up his hair but good. He then walks back to the bartender and orders another beer. The bartender looks at him carefully and says, "Aren't you that string that's been bothering me all night?" He replies, "Me, a string? No, I'm a frayed knot!
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that's a kute joke
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LOL xxxx I JUST GOT IT TOO!Achkerov kute.Comment
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hold on. u JUST got the joke u posted? sloooooow. lolOriginally posted by Anonymouse LOL xxxx I JUST GOT IT TOO!
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OH xxxx, ANON, SHE DIDN'T GET IT!Originally posted by SagGal hold on. u JUST got the joke u posted? sloooooow. lol
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HAHA ITS A JOKE, JESUS!Achkerov kute.Comment
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Speaking of Jesus....Jesus walks into an inn (an inn is the name for the hotel in the old days) and tells the innkeeper, "I have 3 nails, can you put me up for the night?"Originally posted by Anonymouse HAHA ITS A JOKE, JESUS!
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Originally posted by Emil Speaking of Jesus....Jesus walks into an inn (an inn is the name for the hotel in the old days) and tells the innkeeper, "I have 3 nails, can you put me up for the night?"
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wow emilio, i think you're going to hell for that one... :-/The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott FitzgeraldComment
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That's an already established event.Originally posted by ckBejug wow emilio, i think you're going to hell for that one... :-/
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