Happy Tampon Day!

[Anonymouse]

I bet you guys did not know this, but today, January 27, is World Wide Tampon Day!

I've been celebrating all morning by stuffing my holes with tampons and sticking maxi pads on my head.

I would like to kick off World Wide Tampon Day by presenting you all with a new invention.....the maxipad tampon combo.....

[Anonymouse]

You people bore me. There is not enough enthusiasm in here for Tampon Day. Come on! This thread had 13 views when I checked it again from the time when I posted this. How are all your celebrations going?

Here's a nice link for everyone....

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1& SortProperty=MetaEndSort&query=tampon

I suggest that you stock up now, because tampons are flying off of the shelves at stores everywhere in honor of today's World Wide holiday.

[chaaraxchig]

asge lav pan chigar? ops:

[Anonymouse]

I'm afraid not! But I am glad you posted on this thread to help celebrate this joyous time!

Tampon Day is still going nice and steady. The party is still going on. How are all your celebrations going? You guys have done the Tampon Day Ritual haven't you?

[Andromida806]

HAHA

Bro, you are too funny

[Anonymouse]

Well Tampon Day is a lovely time. I am glad you posted on this thread to help celebrate this thrilling day. When you humans were celebrating Valentine's Day I was celebrating Tampon Day, and I start my mornings by flossing with used Tampon strings.

Oh yeah the Tampon Day ritual consists of decorating your neighbors' mailbox with tampons. It's sort of like a Xmas tree but better and everyone gets to see it, and then we put a tampon angel on the top of that or the antanae of their cars.

I think Billy Mays should sport some bloody tampons and how OxiClean really cleans it out and then you can reuse it.

[Anonymouse]

Hey folks I have some Tampon Art to share with you.


This is the Top Cat Tampon


This one is called Firecracker


I call this one Santa's penis.


This one is Prince, formerly known as Tampon.


I call this one Test Tube baby.

[Lilya]

did you create these marvelous works of art?

[Anonymouse]

Some of them.

The rest I stole them from the very own Tampon Museum of London!

[Lilya]

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