Happy Tampon Day!

[Anonymouse]

RULE OF THUMB!

ALWAYS CARRY A TAMPON WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES.

[Lilya]

Yes Mr Tampon Salesman!

[Anonymouse]

Yes and don't forget a mild-mannered one at that.

Anyway I gotta go clean my bop gun before I begin my door to door Tampon demonstrations today...

I think I have to pee and my great toe is bothering me.

[Lilya]

you think you can come to New York and give me a demonstration? I'm still skeptical about tampons.

[Anonymouse]

I would gladly come to NY to give eyou a free state of the art demosntration using the latest brand name tampons with the best cushioning...and the tightest strings so they don't break off....

Have you never tampons before? Uh I mean even I've used em.

[Lilya]

Actually i have to say i havent. But why do you need to use them, you're a guy?

[SaSSoun]

hahahahaha

[Anonymouse]

Actually i have to say i havent. But why do you need to use them, you're a guy?

Did you forget already? In honor of Tampon Day i was stuffing my holes with Tampons all day and pasting maxi pads to my forehead and revelling in the tampon day ritual. That is how I got acquainted with this revolutionary product.

[Lilya]

oh yes, yes, yes.. How can i forget something like that

[Lilya]

unfortunatley i imagined it the first time i read it. :shock: