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These are entries to a Junior High School competition asking for
>>a rhyme with the most romantic first line- but the least romantic
>>second
>>line:
>>
>>* Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss ...
>>But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed
>>
>>* Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, so are you. .
>>.
>>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
>>the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head
>>
>>* Of loving beauty you float with grace ...
>>If only you could hide your face .
>>
>>* I thought that I could love no other ...
>>Until, that is, I met your brother .
>>
>>* Kind, intelligent, loving and hot ...
>>This describes everything you are not .
>>
>>* I want to feel your sweet embrace ...
>>But don't take that paper bag off your face .
>>
>>* I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ...
>>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>>
>>* Every time I see your face ...
>>I wish I were in outer space .
>>
>>* My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife ...
>>Marrying you screwed up my life .
>>
>>* I see your face when I am dreaming ...
>>That's why I always wake up screaming .
>>* My love you take my breath away ...
>>What have you stepped in to smell this way .
>>* What inspired this amorous rhyme? ...
>>Two parts vodka, one part lime .
>>
>>a rhyme with the most romantic first line- but the least romantic
>>second
>>line:
>>
>>* Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss ...
>>But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed
>>
>>* Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, so are you. .
>>.
>>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
>>the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head
>>
>>* Of loving beauty you float with grace ...
>>If only you could hide your face .
>>
>>* I thought that I could love no other ...
>>Until, that is, I met your brother .
>>
>>* Kind, intelligent, loving and hot ...
>>This describes everything you are not .
>>
>>* I want to feel your sweet embrace ...
>>But don't take that paper bag off your face .
>>
>>* I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ...
>>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>>
>>* Every time I see your face ...
>>I wish I were in outer space .
>>
>>* My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife ...
>>Marrying you screwed up my life .
>>
>>* I see your face when I am dreaming ...
>>That's why I always wake up screaming .
>>* My love you take my breath away ...
>>What have you stepped in to smell this way .
>>* What inspired this amorous rhyme? ...
>>Two parts vodka, one part lime .
>>
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