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    Other Names for Master Debating (Rated NC17 sexual content)

    Male Masturbation Euphemisms in Alphabetical Order




    3 man show
    A big date with Rosy Palms
    A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 xxxx daughters
    Abusing the wicked stick
    Accosting the Oscar Meyer
    Addressing MrPalmer
    Adjusting the antenna
    Adjusting your set
    Aiding and abetting a known felon
    Answer the bone-a-phone
    Applying the hand brake
    Appropriate the means
    Arguing with Henry Longfellow
    Arm aerobics
    Arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel
    Arm-wrestling the purple-headed stormtrooper
    Asking for a second opinion (your second head)
    Assault on a friendly weapon
    Attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
    Attending to the throb knob needs
    Auditioning the hand puppet
    Backstroke roulette
    Badgering the witness
    Baiting your hook
    Ball off
    Ball slappin' fun
    Bangin' your bacon
    Banging one out
    Banging the Cyclops
    Barking up the wrong tree
    Bash the bishop
    Bash the candle
    Bashing the Bishop
    Bashing the pear
    Basting the ham
    Batting practice
    Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger
    Battling the purple-helmet warrior
    Be your own best friend
    Beat off
    Beat Pete
    Beat the Bishop
    Beat the Bologna
    Beat the Butter
    Beat the Dummy
    Beat the Meat
    Beat the Stick
    Beat up your date
    Beat your hog
    Beat your meat like it owes you money
    Beatin' Bobby
    Beating Bob and the twins
    Beating Jack
    Beating off
    Beating the bait
    Beating the balloon
    Beating the balogna
    Beating the beagle
    Beating the bed flute
    Beating the bishop
    Beating the dummy
    Beating the xxxx out of your best friend
    Beating the goat
    Beating the old man
    Beating the pud
    Beating the xxxx out of your incapacitated midget
    Beating the snake
    Beating the snotty end of my xxxx stick
    Beating the stick
    Beating your meat
    Beef tips stroking off
    Beef-stroke-it-off
    Being a virtuoso of the skin flute
    Being rough with the sex stick
    Being your own best friend
    Belaboring the obvious
    Belt your hog
    Bequeath your genes
    Beta testing your hardware
    Biffing off
    xxxxx-Slapping the Dark Knight
    Blanket drill, The
    Bleed the lizard
    Bleed the weed
    Blessing the alter boy
    Bloating the vein
    Blow Your load
    Blow your own horn
    Bludgeon the beefsteak
    Blueball baseball
    Blue-ball buster
    Bob the hog
    Bombing the German helmut
    Bonging your shlong
    Booting up the hard drive
    Bop the boa
    Bop the bonzo
    Bop the hog
    Bopping Richard
    Bopping the bishop
    Bopping the Bonzo
    Bouncing the bunny
    Box the Jesuit
    Box with Richard
    Boxin the Ballsack
    Boxin' the xxxak
    Boxing Oscar
    Boxing Oscar in the closet
    Boxing the bald champ
    Boxing the clown
    Boxing the Jesuit
    Boxing the Jesuit and getting xxxxroaches
    Boxing the one-eyed clown
    Boxing the trouser mouse
    Boxing with Richard
    Break one off
    Burping private ryan
    Breaking the fish tank
    Bringing MrWeasel back from the dead
    Brushing up on your typing skills
    Buck the bone
    Buckin' it
    Buff the banana
    Buff the mushroom
    Buff the wood
    Buffin' the bishop
    Buffing my wand
    Buffing the rifle
    Buffing your nuts
    Bugger your hand
    Buggering your hand
    Building upper-body strength
    Bunning your hot dog
    Burning off a few calories
    Burp the baby
    Burp the baldman
    Burp the worm
    Bust a nut
    Butter the corn
    Cajun clown xxxxing
    Calling all cum
    Calling down for more mayo
    Calling genie
    Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis
    Calling in the secret service
    Caning the vandal
    Caping the crusader
    Capturing the bishop
    Carrying weight
    Cast off
    Caulking the cracks in the bathroom tile
    Chafing the weasel
    Changing your oil
    Charge the rod
    Charging the Inertial Dampeners
    Charging up the main gun
    Charm the cobra
    Charm the serpent/snake
    Charming the cobra
    Charming the one-eyed trouser snake
    Cheap date
    Cheating on your other hand
    Check for testicular cancer
    Checking for testicular cancer
    Checking the plumbing
    Cheese off
    Chicken milking
    Chilling the dill
    Chipping wood
    Choke Charlie 'till he chunders
    Choke Kojak
    Choke the bishop
    Choke the chicken
    Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come
    Choking Charlie 'till he throws up
    Choking the bald guy until he pukes
    Choking the chicken
    Choking the hog
    Choking the pirate
    Choking up on the bat
    Choking your chicken
    Choking yourself into emission
    Chong your schlong
    Chopping down
    Chucking the yogurt
    Churning butter
    Civil War
    Clamp the pipe
    Clean your pipes
    Clean Your Rifle
    Cleaning out the rope
    Cleaning out your account
    Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops
    Clear the snorkel
    Climb the tree
    Climbing Mount Baldy
    Climbing Mt. Barbell (for guys with pierced xxxxs)
    Climbing the corporate ladder
    Clobbering the bad guy
    Clobbering the Kleenex
    Closet Frisbee
    Closing the deal
    Clubbing Eddy
    Clubbing the baby seal
    Clubbing the clam
    Clubbing the dummy
    Coating Prince William Sound with love oil
    Coax the cajones
    xxxxing some soup
    xxxxing the rifle
    Collecting a specimen
    Combing the hair on your bald pig Sally
    Combing your hair
    Coming to grips with the situation
    Coming to grips with yourself
    Committing mass spermicide
    Communicating with Red Leader One
    Communing with nature
    Conjuring Up A Rain Slicker
    Conking the Cardinal
    Consulting with your silent partner
    Converse with Harry Palm
    Cooking the cream of xxxx
    Cooking with Wong
    Corral your tadpole
    Corralling the tadpoles
    Cough your filthy yogurt
    Crab tease
    Crack off a batch
    Cracking off
    Cracking the bat
    Cracking the fat
    Crank the love pump
    Crank the Shank
    Crank yanking
    Cranking
    Cranking for cum
    Cranking one off
    Cranking the monkey
    Cranking the shank
    Creaming the banana
    Crimp the wire
    Cross-Examing the Witness
    Crown the king
    Crushing pop cans in the dark
    Cuddle the kielbasa
    Cuff the carrot
    Cuff the governor
    Cuffing the dummy
    Cuffing the puppy
    Culture the American Blood Sausage
    Custer's Last Stand
    Daisy-chaining
    Dancing in the dragon's fiery breath
    Dancing round the maypole
    Dancing with Johnnie One-Eye
    Dancing with the one-eyed sailor
    Date Miss Michigan
    Date Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters
    Date Palmala Handerson
    Date Rosie Palm and her five sisters
    Dating Mother Palm and her five daughters
    Debating the Albino Newt
    Debugging the hard drive
    Decongesting the weasel
    Defrosting the fridge
    Detoxifying the puppy
    Devil's handshake
    xxxx whacking
    Diddle
    Diddle whacking
    Diddle yourself
    Diddling the dinky
    Digging for change
    Digital penile oscillation
    Digitally oscillating one's penis
    Dilly with the willy
    Dinging the dong
    Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile
    Discipline your soldier
    Disciplining the primate
    Discovering your own potential
    Discussing Uganda
    Dishonorable discharge
    Disobey the Pope
    Disseminating
    Distributing free literature
    Do handiwork
    Do it your way
    Do the Dew
    Do the janitor thing
    Do the white knuckler
    Dogger Bank
    Doin' a loner with your boner
    Doin' extra credit
    Doin' the Hand Jive
    Doin' the solitary rhumba
    Doing a hand job
    Doing an impression of Goofy
    Doing battle with the Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love
    Doing it your way
    Doing the five-knuckle shuffle
    Doing the hand jive
    Doing the hand-cooter
    Doing the janitor thing
    Doing the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
    Doing the plotkin
    Doing the pork sword jiggle
    Doing the sin of Onan
    Doing the Skin Limbo
    Doing the White Knuckler
    Doing your homework
    Doing your own thing
    Dong flogging
    Donkey Spank
    Doodle your noodle
    Downing at the club (for members only)
    Downing the pitcher
    Downloading from your own website
    Dra en handtralla
    Drain Charle's xxxxens
    Drain the dragon
    Drain the monster
    Drain the vein
    Draining the dragon
    Draining the main vein
    Draining the monster
    Draining the one-eyed monster
    Draining the poisons from the building
    Draining the vats
    Drip the pickle
    Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust
    Driving the skin bus
    Drizzle the squid
    Drop off a load
    Droppin' a wad of hot wax
    Dropping a line
    Dropping stomach pancakes
    Dropping the kids off at the pool
    Drubbing the dolphin
    Dry humping the ottoman
    Dry-Firing the Turtle
    Dry-firing your musket
    Duking the Bishop
    Dundering the devil-dolphin
    Dunking the dolphin
    Dusting the old trophy
    Eating grapes with the one-armed man
    Eberting Siskel
    Educating Peter
    Electing the President
    Empty the cannon
    Emptying your sex pistol
    Encapsulate your probe
    Engage in safe sex
    Erupting Vesuvius
    Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell
    Evacuating Tatooine
    Evacuating the Bomb Squad
    Evicting the testicular squatters
    Excercise your rights
    Exercise one's right
    Exercising your right to privacy
    Express yourself
    Extracting some crack spackle
    Facha la manuela
    Falling in love with your right hand
    Fapping
    Fastening the chin strap on the helmet of love
    Faxing Jimmy Dean
    Faxing the Pope
    Feed the ducks
    Feed the fist
    Feeding bologna to the Smurfs
    Feeding the chooks
    Feeling your way around
    Fencing with the pork sword
    Fertilizing My Comforter
    Fetch the bagel dog
    Fetching milk
    Fiddle the flesh flute
    Fidget with your digit
    Fight the Champ
    Fight your turkey
    Filling Charlie's magic sock
    Finding yourself
    Fire the hand cannon
    Fire the Surgeon General
    Fire the wobbly warhead
    Firing off a round
    Firing the flesh musket
    Firing the love rifle
    Firing the pound gun
    Firing the presidential staff
    Firing the Surgeon General
    Firm your worm
    Fishing for the two-toned trouser trout
    Fishing for zipper trout
    Fishing with dynamite
    Fist xxxx
    Fist kebabing
    Fist of fury
    Fist your mister
    Fist Your Monster
    Five knuckle olympics
    Five knuckle shuffle
    Five on one
    Five-Digit Shuffle
    Five-finger discount
    Five-finger solo
    Five-knuckle chuckle
    Five-knuckle-shuffle on the old piss pump
    Fixing the Hubble
    Fixing the toilet
    Flail the whale
    Flame out on engine #3
    Flanking the Romans
    Flaying the Emperor
    Flick on over the thumb
    Flicking the bic
    Fling your phallus
    Flipping the Bishop
    Flipping your omelet
    Flog the bishop
    Flog the Dog
    Flog the dolphin
    Flog the dong
    Flog the log
    Flog the mule
    Flog yourself
    Flogging the Bishop
    Flogging the dong
    Flogging the egg man
    Flogging the frog
    Flogging the General
    Flogging your dumber brother
    Flogging your stob
    Flong your dong
    Fluffing the pillow
    Flute solo
    Fly fishing
    Flying a kite
    Following my bliss
    Fondle the Fig
    Fondle your flagpole
    Fondling the ferret
    Fondling the fig
    Fondling the fisherman
    Fooling with your tool
    Forcing Lex Luthor To Surrender
    Foreplay with Fistina
    Four-knuckle shuffle (for those who lost a finger in 'Nam)
    Fragging the Sarge
    Free Willy
    Freeing the hostages
    Freeing your xxxx fish into the gene pool
    Friction therapy
    Frig yourself
    Frigging the love muscle
    Friggit
    Frost the pastries
    Frosting your maple bar
    Frugeling the gourmet
    Frying up the corndog
    xxxx Mary Fist
    xxxxing a pillow
    xxxxing Mrs. Fist, the five-fingered widow
    Fun with friction
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    Gallop the Antelope
    Gallop the old lizard
    Ganging the plank
    Ganking
    Gardening with the golden trowel
    Genital stimulation via phallengetic motion
    Get a hold of yourself
    Get the German soldier marching
    Get to know yourself
    Get your nuts off
    Get your pole varnished
    Gettin' jizzy with it
    Getting a date with Slick Mittens
    Getting a grip on things
    Getting a load off my mind
    Getting a milk mustache
    Getting a stiffy
    Getting busy
    Getting chafed
    Getting in touch with your manhood
    Getting in touch with yourself
    Getting My Boys Ready For the Playoffs
    Getting off
    Getting tennis elbow
    Getting the dirty water off your chest
    Getting the German soldier marching
    Getting the glue stick
    Getting to know Miss Michigan
    Getting to know yourself
    Getting your caps peeled
    Getting your exercise
    Getting' your oil checked
    Getting your palm read by Mister Softee
    Getting your palm red
    Getting your pole varnished
    Gherkin jerkin'
    Give it a tug
    Give your low five
    Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter noogie
    Giving it a tug
    Giving Ms. Palm and and her five sisters a ride on the meat train
    Giving oneself a "low-five"
    Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money
    Giving the John Hanxxxx
    Giving the pink Mustang a lube job
    Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine
    Giving the seamen shore leave
    Giving your employee a raise
    Giving yourself a dishonorable discharge
    Giving yourself a hand
    Giving yourself a happy ending
    Giving yourself a helping hand
    Giving yourself a low five
    Glazing the donut
    Gluing the lady's eye's shut
    Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh
    Go on a date with Fisty Palmer
    Go on a date with Handrea and Palmela
    Go the blow
    Going a couple of rounds with ol' Josh
    Going blind
    Going for the gold
    Going into battle with the purple-helmeted warrior
    Going on a date with Handrea and Palmela
    Going on a date with Rosey Palm and the five daughters
    Going on Peewee's little adventure
    Going steady with my bouncing Betty
    Going the blow
    Going To An Open-Mic
    Going to the basement
    Goose the gherkin
    Grappling the gorilla
    Greasin' up my love monkey
    Greasing the axle
    Greasing the flagpole
    Greasing the monkey
    Greasing the pipe
    Greasing your bone
    Grip your dip
    Gripping the pencil
    Grooming your junior
    Hacerse la manuela
    Hacerse la paja
    Hack off
    Hacking the hog
    Ham shank
    Han Solo
    Hand crank
    Hand dancing
    Hand jive
    Hand job
    Hand Shandy
    Hand Solo
    Hand to gland combat
    Hand to hand combat with the purple helmeted warrior
    Hand work
    Handle yourself
    Handling heavy equipment
    Handling the hound
    Hands-on training
    Hand-starting the one-eyed yogurt thrower
    Hand-to-gland combat
    Handy work
    Hanging out with Peter Tork
    Hanging the old man
    Hard labor
    Harping on Happy Harry Hard-on
    Hatchin' a batch
    Have it off
    Have It Off
    Have one off the wrist
    Having a ball
    Having a Barclays Bank
    Having a bat
    Having a chuff
    Having a conversation with the one-eyed trouser snake
    Having a date with Fisty Palmer
    Having a date with Mrs. Thumb and her 4 daughters
    Having a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters
    Having a ham shank
    Having a J. Arthur (British special, after J. Arthur Rank, it's rhyming slang)
    Having a one-night-stand with yourself
    Having a play date with your little friend
    Having a pull
    Having a puppet show in your pants
    Having a Roy (Australian)
    Having a Sherman (British)
    Having a staff meeting
    Having a tommy tank
    Having a tug
    Having a tug-of-war with the cyclops
    Having a whack attack
    Having an arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel
    Having dinner
    Having group sex with five friends
    Having it off
    Having one off the wrist
    Having sex with someone you love
    Heating up the hot dog
    Heaving the heathen handhold
    Helping Mr. Happy
    Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college
    Helping the python shed its skin
    Herkin the Gherkin
    Hit on Rosy Palm
    Hit the ham
    Hitchhike to heaven
    Hitchhiking under the Big Top
    Hitching to heaven
    Hittin' the wood
    Hitting the ham
    Hitting the sack
    Hitting the speedbump
    Hitting too close to home
    Hoisting the flag
    Hoisting your own petard
    Hold the bishop
    Hold the bold
    Hold the mayo
    Hold the sausage hostage
    Holding all the cards
    Holding my own
    Holding your sausage hostage
    Hone the cone
    Hone your bone
    Honing the cone
    Honing your bone
    Honk your horn
    Honking the bobo
    Hosing down the driveway
    Hotdog-a-rama
    Hotfooting it to the nearest exit
    Huffing on the hoagie
    Hug the hog
    Hugging the hog
    Hump the horn
    Hump your fist
    Hump your hose
    Humpin' air
    Humping your fist
    Humping your hose
    Huskin' corn
    Ignite the Lightsaber
    In the hand
    Infiltrate your crabs
    Innoculate the newborn
    Interrogating the witness
    Introducing the Master of Ceremonies
    Investing in pork bellies
    Invoking the Oscar Meyer love spell
    Irking the dude
    Ironing some wrinkles
    Ironing some wrinkles
    J. Arthur Rank (British rhyming slang - wank)
    Jack hammer
    Jack hammering
    Jack off
    Jack the corn
    Jack the joystick
    Jack the sack
    Jack your Jizz
    Jack your monkey
    Jack yourself
    Jackhammer
    Jackin'
    Jackin' the Beanstalk
    Jacking off
    Jacking up the hot rod
    Jack'n the beanstalk
    Jag off
    Jalarle el pescuezo al ganso
    Jam the joystick
    Jammin' your jimmy
    Jazz yourself
    Jazzing yourself
    Jelly roll
    Jenny Mccarthy Jaunt
    Jerk Jamby
    Jerk Off
    Jerk the gherkin
    Jerk the Johnson
    Jerk the Turk
    Jerk your rope
    Jerkin' the gherkin
    Jerkin' the jerky
    Jerkin' the joystick
    Jerkin' the noodle
    Jerkin' the wheel
    Jerkin' your beef
    Jerking Jamby
    Jerking off
    Jerking the Johnson
    Jerking the turkey
    Jerking yanking daisy-chaining
    Jibbin'
    Jiggle the jewelry
    Jiggling the dice
    Jiggling your Johnson
    Jimmying your Joey
    Jizzlobbing
    Jogging the lizard
    Joining the Navy
    Joshing it
    Jostlin' the Elders
    Jostling your Elder
    Juggling the javelin
    Juice the Moose
    Juice your fruit
    Juicing the Banana
    Juicing the jizz monster
    Juicing the mongoose
    Jumping the jock
    Jumping to Delight Speed
    Just combing my hair
    Just jerkin' it
    Keep the census down
    Keeping the Optometrists in business
    Kick one out
    Kicking seamen
    Kicking your roommate out for five to ten minutes to "call your parents"
    Kill the Pope
    Killing it
    Killing the Beast
    Killing the bird on punches
    Kneading my knockwurst
    Kneeding the bread
    Knock on wood
    Knock the top off
    Knockin' over the weeble
    Knuckle nobbing
    Knuckle shuffle
    Knuckle shuffle on the old piss pump
    Knuckling the bone
    Lap-based web browsingrowsing
    Lash the length
    Launching a Jism Probe into the Tissue Nebula
    Launching My spawn
    Launching the hand shuttle
    Launching the morning missile
    Launching the rocket
    Launching the Tadpoles
    Laying the smack down on yourself
    Leakin' the main drain
    Left to your own devices
    Lehavi Bayad
    Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster
    Letting the cat out of the bag
    Lightening the load
    Lighting the candle
    Lighting the lava lamp
    Lighting Up the Tote Board
    Lightsaber practice with Captain Solo
    Liquidating the inventory
    Little pinky hit the slinky
    Living by the fat of the hand
    Living it up
    Loading from CMOS
    Loading the cannon
    Locking the bathroom door
    Locking your roommate out so you can call your parents
    Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne
    Looking for ticks
    Lope the mule
    Lope the pork sword
    Loping your mule
    Love the Muppet
    Love's labors lost
    Loving the lizard
    Loving the muppet
    Lube the cord
    Lubing the tube
    Lubricating the love monkey
    Lynching the one-eyed monster
    Make a foreskin cone
    Make instant pudding
    Make like Hans Solo and stroke your wookie
    Make one-eye cry
    Make silly with the willy
    Make the bald man puke
    Makin' gravy for the biscuit
    Makin' moonshine
    Making a cash withdrawal
    Making a fist sandwich
    Making a foreskin cone
    Making a knuckle hot dog
    Making a six-fist
    Making chowder with sailor Ned
    Making free hand lotion
    Making friends with Big Ed
    Making instant pudding
    Making it up as you go along
    Making magic with leftovers
    Making nut butter
    Making oyster soup
    Making pancakes on your stomach
    Making Septic Tank Babies
    Making soup
    Making soup for one
    Making special sauce with frank and beans
    Making the bald guy puke
    Making the bald man cry
    Making the bread rise
    Making the Cyclops cry
    Making the cyclops do chin-ups 'til he throws up
    Making the Kessel Run
    Making the llama spit
    Making the piggy squeal
    Making the scene with the magazine
    Making the world safe for democracy
    Making vanilla jism shakes
    Making wall-paper paste
    Making with the tadpoles
    Making yogurt
    Mangle the midget
    Manhandling the manhood
    Manhandling your man-handle
    Manipulate the mango
    Manipulating My Machismo
    Manistrupation
    Mannin' the Cannon
    Manning the xxxxpit
    Manual exercise
    Manual labor
    Manual override
    Manual pollution
    Manually assisted wet dream
    Manually increasing the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon by repeated linear manipulation
    Manually targeting the Rebel Base
    Masonic secret self handshake
    Massage the fireman's neck
    Massage the muscle
    Massage the one-eyed monk
    Massage the purple-headed warrior
    Massaging Mr. Ho-Ho
    Massaging the mink
    Master Bacon, meet Rosie Hanxxxx
    Maximize your potency
    Measuring for condoms
    Meat with Mother Thumb and her four daughters
    Medical wankorama
    Medieval folk dancing
    Meet MrsPalmer and her five daughters
    Meet your right-hand man
    Meeting Mary Palm and her five sisters
    Meeting Rosie Hanxxxx
    Meeting with Palmala Handerson
    Meeting your kids
    Menage a moi
    Messin' with Moby
    Milk the lizard
    Milk the maggot
    Milk the member
    Milk the moose
    Milk the self
    Milking one's self
    Milking the bull
    Milking the cow
    Milking the lizard
    Milking the monkey
    Milking the moose
    Milking the mule
    Milking the muscle
    Milking the weasel
    Milking your wood
    Milkywaying
    Minding my own business
    Mix up a batch
    Modifying My .WAD
    Moisturizing
    Moisturizing your hands with your beauty bar
    Molding A Crucifix
    Molding hot plastic
    Molesting the mole
    Mount a corporal and a four
    Much goo about nothing
    Muppeting
    Murder the Bishop
    Muscling up
    Mustard on the burger
    My sex life!
    Nerk your throbber
    Neverland Ranch puppet show
    Null the void

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    • #3
      Oil the glove
      Oiling the baseball bat
      Oiling the glove
      Oiling the mighty xxxx hinge
      Oiling the pogo stick
      Onanism
      Onan's olympics
      One gun salute
      One hand clapping
      One handed humpty hump love pump, The
      One handed rodeo, The
      One handed shim sham
      One man band
      One man show
      One man tug-o-war
      One man wrestling
      One man's game
      One off the wrist
      One stop shopping
      One-armed skiing
      One-eye target practice
      One-hand jam
      One-handed workout
      One-legged race, The
      One-man orgy
      One-man ring toss
      One-man show
      One-man tug-o-war
      Opening the flood gates
      Opening up a bottle of Squirt
      Organ solo
      Oscillating the Oscar Meyer
      Pack your palm
      Packaging the ol' sausage
      Packing your palm
      Paddling the pickle
      Paint the ceiling
      Paint the CeilingPassing math
      Paint the pickle
      Paint the walls
      Painting the flag pole
      Painting the picket fence
      Painting your pants
      Palm the calm
      Palming the calm
      Pam Anderson Polka
      Pasting pages
      Pat the Robertson
      Paying at the turnpike
      Pearl jamming
      Pedal and crank
      Pee Wee pleaser
      Peeing children
      Peel the banana
      Peel the carrot
      Peeling some chilis
      Peeling the banana
      Peeling the carrot
      Perform diagnostics on your man tool
      Performing A Jid Exorcism
      Performing a self-test
      Performing diagnostics on your ManTool
      Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
      Perling the oyster
      Perm your poodle
      Pet the lizard
      Peter beater
      Petting the dog
      Petting the lizard
      Petting the puppy
      Petting the python
      Petting the silk worm
      Petting the snake
      Petting your animal
      Petting your dog
      Pipping the pumpkin
      Pissing Off the Pope
      Pitch a knuckle ball
      Plastique-ing the egg wagon
      Play a little five-on-one
      Play a one-stringed guitar
      Play in a one-man show
      Play peek-a-boo
      Play pocket pinball
      Play pocket pool
      Play tag with the pink torpedo
      Play the organ
      Play the piss pipe
      Play the pisser
      Play the skin flute
      Play the stand-up organ
      Play tug-o-war with Cyclops
      Play Uno
      Play with your Willy Wanker
      Play with yourself
      Playin' the bone-a-thon
      Playin' with hardballs
      Playing a solo on your meat whistle
      Playing Billy Squier on the skin flute
      Playing five card draw with a handful of jacks
      Playing five card stud
      Playing in a one-man show
      Playing it safe
      Playing miniature golf
      Playing Nintendo
      Playing paintball with white paint
      Playing peekaboo
      Playing peekaboo with Darth Vader
      Playing Peek-A-Boo with Mr. Johnson
      Playing ping pong with your ding dong
      Playing pocket pinball
      Playing pocket polo with Agent Johnson
      Playing pocket pool
      Playing soapy Peter
      Playing tag with the pink torpedo
      Playing the crotch trombone
      Playing the fiddle
      Playing the flesh flute
      Playing the flesh trombone
      Playing the hairy banjo
      Playing the male organ
      Playing the man-flute
      Playing the one-handed air guitar
      Playing the one-stringed melody
      Playing the organ
      Playing the pink oboe
      Playing the piss pipe
      Playing the pisser
      Playing the single-string air guitar
      Playing the skin flute
      Playing the solo symphony
      Playing the stand-up organ
      Playing tug-o-war with the cyclops
      Playing tug-o-war with the staked vampire 'til he flames up
      Playing Uno
      Playing Whack-A-Mole on the Professional Circuit
      Playing with xxxx
      Playing with my little brother Peter
      Playing with Susi Palmer and her five friends
      Playing with the noodle
      Playing with the pink Power Ranger
      Playing with the pogo stick
      Playing with the snake
      Playing with the spitting llama
      Playing with Yoosef
      Playing with your 6th finger
      Playing with your big Alien
      Playing with your bird
      Playing with your noodle
      Playing with your turtle (for uncircumcised guys?)
      Playing Yahtzee
      Playing your instrument
      Pleasure pumping
      Pluckin' your chicken
      Plugging in the toaster
      Plunk your twanger
      Poaching the salmon
      Pocket billiards
      Pocket pinball
      Pocket pool
      Pocket the rocket
      Poking palm
      Pole vaulting
      Polish Percy in your palm
      Polish the bayonet
      Polish the bishop
      Polish the chrome dome
      Polish the family jewels
      Polish the knob
      Polish the log
      Polish the Oscar
      Polish the pole
      Polish the rocket
      Polish the rock-hard staff of St. Peter
      Polish the shooter
      Polish the sword
      Polish the Viper
      Polish Vader's Helmet
      Polish your antlers
      Polish your bayonet
      Polish your horn
      Polish your piece
      Polishing Charlie Brown
      Polishing Percy
      Polishing Percy in your palm
      Polishing the banister
      Polishing the bayonet
      Polishing the beak
      Polishing the chrome dome
      Polishing the family jewels
      Polishing the fire pole
      Polishing the helmet
      Polishing the hot rod
      Polishing the knob
      Polishing the Lighthouse
      Polishing the pink Mustang
      Polishing the Pope
      Polishing the purple people pleaser
      Polishing the rocket
      Polishing the rocking horse
      Polishing the rod
      Polishing the sword
      Polishing your bayonet
      Polishing your helmet
      Polishing your piece
      Popping a nut
      Popping the blister
      Popping the bone
      Popping the cork
      Popping the porpoise
      Popping the purple pimple
      Popping the zit
      Popping your top
      Portuguese Pump
      Pound off
      Pound the bald-headed moose
      Pound the bobo
      Pound the pelican
      Pound the pud
      Pound the pudding
      Pound your flounder
      Pound your piss pump
      Pound your pomegranate
      Pounding off
      Pounding the bald-headed moose
      Pounding the pud
      Pounding your flounder
      Pounding your piss pump
      Pouring off the potatoes
      Power edging the lawn
      Powersanding the Porch
      Pow-wow with the one-eyed Redskin
      Practice the Heimlich Maneuver
      Practice your Kung-Fu Grip
      Practicing a water landing
      Practicing For Sweeps Week
      Practicing for the big game
      Praising God
      Preparing the carrot
      Prime the pump
      Prime the womb cannon
      Private arm exercise
      Prod the peepee
      Promoting carpal-tunnel syndrome
      Pud wrestling
      Puddin'
      Pudwhacking
      Puff the one-eyed dragon
      Pull off
      Pull one out
      Pull rank
      Pull the carrot
      Pull the ducks neck
      Pull the goalie
      Pull the pope
      Pull the pud
      Pull the pudding
      Pull the root
      Pull your own leg
      Pull your prick
      Pull your taffy
      Pull yourself off
      Pullin' a few rounds
      Pulling a solo session
      Pulling on Peter
      Pulling rank
      Pulling the blue-veined custard chucker
      Pulling the blue-veined junket pumper
      Pulling the bologna pony
      Pulling the carrot
      Pulling the Colonel Sanders Heimleich Manuever
      Pulling the cord
      Pulling the goalie
      Pulling the handbrake
      Pulling the piss pump
      Pulling the pope
      Pulling the pork stick
      Pulling the pud
      Pulling the root
      Pulling the rope
      Pulling the single serving soup dispenser
      Pulling the String on His AssPuppet
      Pulling the taffy
      Pulling the weed
      Pulling the wire
      Pulling your goalie
      Pulling your love muscle
      Pulling your own leg
      Pulling your own weight
      Pulling your plonker
      Pulling your power cord
      Pulling your wire
      Pulling yourself up by your own bootstrap
      Pummel the love truncheon
      Pummeling the priest
      Pump the monkey
      Pump the python
      Pump the stump
      Pump your pickle
      Pumping cream
      Pumping for pleasure
      Pumping for power
      Pumping gas at the self-service island
      Pumping iron
      Pumping the electric goo gun
      Pumping the porpoise
      Pumping the python
      Pumping the soft soap dispenser
      Pumping the stump
      Punch the munchkin
      Punchin' the clown
      Punchin' the midget
      Punchin' the Munchkin'
      Punching the possum
      Punching the stepson
      Punching your puppet
      Punching yourself in the crotch
      Punish Percy in your palm
      Punish the Harlequin
      Punish the penguin
      Punishing Percy
      Punishing the Bishop
      Punishing the Pope
      Puttin' the tie on
      Putting A Little Mayo On the Knuckle Sandwich
      Putting the seminal luge team through their paces
      Putting your best foot forward
      Putting your foot down
      Putting your thumb in the porridge
      Qualifying in the testicular time trial
      Raining on your parade
      Raise the flag
      Raising Stonehenge
      Raising the flag pole
      Raising the mainsail
      Raising your sail
      Rake your meat
      Ram the ham
      Rapid delivery
      Rapid one arm pull-ups
      Raping your hand
      Ravage the innocent
      Read 'em his rights
      Reading poetry
      Reenact Old Faithful
      Releasing the hostages
      Releasing the Olympic Doves
      Releasing the Special Edition
      Relieving tension
      Relishing your hot dog
      Reverse osmosis
      Rewinding your tape
      Ricky boxing
      Ride the great white knuckler
      Riding the five-legged pony
      Riding the lightning
      Ringing for the elevator
      Ringing the bell
      Rippin' the rocket
      Rob the knob
      Rocket piloting
      Rockin' the rhubarb
      Rockin' the rooster
      Rolfing the piglet
      Roll your own
      Rollig the dice
      Rolling it off the lot
      Rolling the fleshy blunt
      Rolling your own
      Rolling your quarters
      Roman helmet rhumba
      Romancing the bone
      Romeo and himself
      Rootin' for the Yankees
      Rope the goat
      Rope the pony
      Rope the Pope
      Ropin' the long horn
      Rough up the suspect
      Roughing the passer
      Rounding up the tadpoles
      Rub off
      Rub one out
      Rub the pink eraser
      Rub the tub
      Rub the unicorn's horn
      Rub your head
      Rubbing Buddha's tummy
      Rubbing off
      Rubbing one out
      Rubbing Peter to pay Paula
      Rubbing the Buddha for good luck
      Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel
      Rubbing the pink eraser
      Rubbing the rod
      Rubbing the unicorn's horn
      Ruminating and pondering
      Run off a batch
      Run off a batch by hand
      Runka
      Running in single-user mode
      Running off a batch by hand
      Running Peter through two-a-days
      Running the cheeta
      Running the whack-a-thon

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      • #4
        Sacrificing sperm to the god of lonely nights
        Safest sex
        Sailing the mayonnaise seas
        Sailors' joy
        Salting your nuts in the shell
        Salute the sailor
        Saluting Der Fuhrer
        Saluting the general
        Sampling the secret sauce
        Sand wood
        Sanding the banister
        Sanding the obelisk
        Sanding wood
        Saying a private prayer in the Church of the First Holy Monkey
        Saying hello to Mr. Winkie
        Scalpin' the injun
        Schnauzer Shuffleboard
        Schplitzing your schmeckel
        Scouring the tower of power
        Scraping the bottom of the barrel
        Scraping your carrot
        Scraping your horn
        Scratching the cat pole
        Scratching the itch
        Scratching Yoda behind the ears
        Screwing your courage to the sticking place
        Screwing your girlfriend Handgella
        Scromping the camper
        Seamen reporting for duty on the skin boat
        Seasoning your meat
        Secret handshake
        Seeding the carpet
        Self abuse
        Self catering
        Self love
        Self-induced penile regurgitation
        Self-love
        Semen Fire Drill
        Sending a boy to the Academy
        Sending out the troops
        Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram
        Serving Up the Baby Gravy
        Setting sail with Captain Thumb on the USS Hand
        Sewing the seed
        Sex with someone you really love
        Sex with your best friend
        Shag
        Shag off
        Shagging
        Shake the weasel
        Shakin' hands with little Elvis
        Shakin' hands with Little Richard
        Shakin' hands with MrHappy
        Shakin' hands with MrWinkie
        Shakin' hands with the unemployed
        Shakin' hands with Yule Brenner
        Shakin' the snot off your frog
        Shakin' your fist at the ex-girlfriend
        Shakin' your hands at the sky
        Shakin' your own maracas
        Shaking coconuts from the love tree
        Shaking hands with Abe Lincoln
        Shaking hands with Dr. Winky
        Shaking hands with Jack McNasty
        Shaking hands with Johnson
        Shaking hands with Mr. Happy
        Shaking Hands with Mr. President
        Shaking hands with Shorty
        Shaking hands with the boss
        Shaking hands with the general
        Shaking hands with the goblin of love
        Shaking hands with the Governor
        Shaking hands with the midget
        Shaking hands with the one-eyed trouser trout
        Shaking hands with the President
        Shaking hands with the unemployed
        Shaking hands with your John Thomas
        Shaking hands with your wife's best friend
        Shaking hands with Yul Brenner
        Shaking the bottle
        Shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk
        Shaking the dice
        Shaking the hand of the self-employed
        Shaking the sauce
        Shaking the sausage
        Shaking the snake
        Shaking the sugar tree
        Shaking the tree
        Shaking the white-out pen
        Sharpening your pencil
        Shavin' the carrot
        Shellac the shillelagh
        Shemp the hog
        Shift gears
        Shifting to fifth gear with the pork spear
        Shine the barrel
        Shine the helmet
        Shine the hose
        Shine your dolphin
        Shine your pole
        Shining My Bedknob
        Shining the helmet
        Shining the pork sword
        Shining the shaft
        Shining the shank
        Shining your pole
        Shlackin' the glacknoid
        Shoe shine
        Shoot for the moon
        Shoot putty at the moon
        Shoot your squirt
        Shoot your wak
        Shootin' your splouge
        Shooting craps
        Shooting Cupid's arrow
        Shooting enemies
        Shooting flies
        Shooting for the moon
        Shooting for the stars
        Shooting practice
        Shooting putty at the moon
        Shooting Sherman
        Shooting skeet (pull...shoot)
        Shooting tadpoles at the moon
        Shooting the bedroom gun
        Shooting the pump action porridge gun
        Shooting the shark
        Shooting the sherbert
        Shooting to score
        Shooting without scoring
        Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
        Shooting your wad
        Shooting yourself in the foot
        Shower spank
        Shuck your corn
        Shucking Bubba
        Shucking the corn
        Shuffle the deck
        Sifting through the nest to find mama bird
        Simple infanticide
        Singing with Donny Osmond
        Single dingles
        Siphoning off the tank
        Sizing things up
        Skipping rope
        Slakin' the bacon
        Slaking the bacon
        Slam the ham
        Slam the hammer
        Slam the salomi
        Slam the Spam
        Slammin' the salmon
        Slamming the hammer
        Slamming the spam
        Slamming the sump-pump
        Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
        Slap high fives with Yul Brynner
        Slap it
        Slap my happy sacs
        Slap pappy
        Slap the carrot
        Slap the clown
        Slap the donkey
        Slap the purple-headed yogurt pistol
        Slap the salami
        Slap your head
        Slap-Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
        Slappin' Pappy
        Slappin' the Cap'n
        Slappin' the purple-headed yogurt pistol
        Slapping high fives with Yul Brynner
        Slapping it
        Slapping Johnny on the back
        Slapping my happy sacks
        Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man
        Slapping the carrot
        Slapping the clown
        Slapping the Cyclops
        Slapping the FleshGopher
        Slapping the Jawa
        Slapping the meat
        Slapping the pud
        Slapping the salami
        Slapping the salomi
        Slapping Uncle Willy
        Slapping your chub
        Slaying the beast
        Slaying the dragon
        Slaying the one-eyed monster
        Sleeping
        Slicking the stick
        Slimmer
        Sling some spooge
        Slinging the jelly
        Slog the log
        Sloppy Joe's last stand
        Sloppy sign language
        Smack the salami
        Smackin' Isaiah
        Smacking Bob around
        Smacking the monkey
        Smacking the oompa loompa
        Smacking the salami
        Smacking the sausage
        Smacking the snake
        Smacking the weasel
        Smacking the yak 'til it spits back
        Smacking your sister
        Smacking-off
        Smite the dragon
        Smiting the pink knight
        Smoking the bratworst
        Snap the carrot
        Snap the monkey
        Snap the radish
        Snap the rubber
        Snap the whip
        Snappin' off a batch
        Snapping one off
        Snapping the carrot
        Snapping the monkey
        Snapping the radish
        Snapping the rubber
        Snapping the whip
        Snapping your carrot
        Snuggle the nozzle
        Soiling My Sock
        Soldier's toy
        Solitary sin, The
        Solo flight
        Solo marathon
        Solo sex
        Solo spit
        Solo spurting
        Soup of the day
        Soviet U-boat Commander Jackoff Ruboneoff
        Spackling the Ceiling
        Spam Wham
        Spank Elvis
        Spank the bishop
        Spank the carrot
        Spank the frank
        Spank the hangdown
        Spank the monkey
        Spank the salami
        Spank the tank
        Spank your little boy
        Spanking Cheetah
        Spanking Elvis
        Spanking the bishop
        Spanking the frank
        Spanking the monkey
        Spanking the plank
        Spanking the rooster
        Spanking the salami
        Spanking the wank
        Spanking up a batch
        Speaking into the microphone
        Spear chucking
        Spearing the Spartans
        Spela fickpingis
        Spela skinntrombon
        Spending some quality time with yourself
        Spending your Christmas bonus
        Spermin' Herman the one-eyed German
        Spewing your load
        Spilling my children on my belly
        Spinning the record
        Spit one off
        Spit the seeds
        Spit-polishing the purple helmet
        Spit-shine the purple helmet
        Spit-shining the boots
        Spitting up
        Splashing one out
        Spluging
        Sprayin' the spectators
        Spreading some super life
        Spreading the mayo
        Sprinklin' the lawn
        Spunking
        Spunking the Monk
        Spurtin' Bert
        Squashing the sea monkey
        Squeeze the cheese
        Squeeze the cream from the flesh twinkie
        Squeeze the juice
        Squeeze the lemon
        Squeeze the toothpaste in the middle of the tube
        Squeeze your cheese-dog
        Squeezing the burrito
        Squeezing the Charmin
        squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
        Squeezing the Creamy Filter
        Squeezing the glue
        Squeezing the happy lumberjack
        Squeezing the juice
        Squeezing the lemon
        Squeezing the snake with the turtleneck sweater
        Squeezing the squid
        Squeezing the tube of toothpaste
        squeezing your cheese-dog
        Squirt one off
        Squirtin' Burton
        squirting off your load in the school bathroom
        Squishing the fish
        Staff meeting
        Stall clapping
        Starting the day off right
        Stewing in your own juices
        Sticky McKnuckles One Man Jam
        Stinky pinky
        Stir the batter
        Stir the yogurt
        Stirring the soup
        Stirring the yogurt
        Stoking the fire
        Straddle your paddle
        Strain the main vein
        Strainin' the main vein
        Straining your cabbage
        Strangle the dangle
        Strangling Kojak
        Strangling the hog
        Strangling the one-eyed trouser snake
        Strangling the Serpent
        Stress relief for a personal appendage
        Stretching the limo
        Stretching the truth
        Striking the pink match
        Striking your match
        Strip-mining with the spaghetti man
        Stripping the bark off your wood
        Stroke off
        Stroke the carrot
        Stroke the dog
        Stroke the goat
        Stroke the mole
        Stroke the one-eyed burping gecko
        Stroke the purple-nosed gusset ferret
        Stroke the satin-headed serpent
        Stroke the stallion
        Stroke the trumpet
        Stroke 'til you spew
        Stroke your ego
        Stroke your poke
        Stroke your poker
        Stroke your Twinkie
        Stroke your wookie
        Strokem your scrotum
        Strokin'
        Strokin' the mule
        Strokin' the sausage
        Stroking it
        Stroking off
        Stroking Steven
        Stroking the balony pony
        Stroking the lizard
        Stroking the mole
        Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
        Stroking the salami
        Stroking the satin-headed serpent
        Stroking the schlong
        Stroking the Scooby
        Stroking the snake
        Stroking the squirmin' German
        Stroking the stallion
        Stroking the wiener
        Stroking your goat
        Stroking your poker
        Stroking your pud
        Stroking your twinkie
        Stromming the Thurmond
        Strummin' my six inch
        Strumming the one-string harp
        Stuck in left field
        Studying for a math test
        Studying Talmudic Law
        Submitted by Jake W.
        Sucker-punching the blind webster
        Suffocate the organ
        Sump-Pumping the Dry Well
        Surfing on the Milky Highway
        Swickin' it
        Swinging the jump rope
        Swinging the light saber
        Swinging the royal red reproduction rod
        Synchronizing with his PalmPilot
        Tadpole rodeo, The
        Taffy pulling contest
        Taffy tugger
        Tagging off
        Tajja
        Take a beating
        Take a load off your mind
        Take a ride on the mean spanking machine
        Take little Johnny dancing down at Knuckle Junction
        Take matters into your own hands
        Take ol' stiff neck to the movies
        Take part in population control
        Take the fifth
        Take the monster for a one-armed ride
        Take yourself in hand
        Takin' the bunt sign
        Taking a client up to the Yajima Factory
        Taking a core sample
        Taking a few practice shots
        Taking a five minute vacation south of the border
        Taking a load off
        Taking a nap
        Taking a shake break
        Taking a wrist shot on the five-hole
        Taking advantage of yourself
        Taking Captain Picard to Warp-Speed
        Taking care of business
        Taking control of yourself
        Taking Herman to the circus
        Taking little Elvis to Graceland
        Taking Little Johnny dancing down at Knuckle Junction
        Taking matters into your own hands
        Taking ol' one eye through the fly
        Taking ol' one eye to the Knuckle Shuffle
        Taking part in population control
        Taking some time off
        Taking the dog for a walk
        Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm
        Taking the monster for a one-armed ride
        Taking the sperm whale for a walk
        Taking your turn at the self-serve pump
        Talking quietly to yourself
        Talking turkey
        Tame the bald headed mouse
        Tame the monster
        Tame the shrew
        Tame the wild hog
        Taming of the shrew, The
        Taming the shrew
        Taming the wild hog
        Tamping the Musket
        Tamping your tater
        Tapping the turkey
        Target practice
        Target practice with the yogurt gun
        Target practicing with white ammo
        Taunting the one-eyed weasel
        Teach your dog to spit
        Teach Yule Brenner some respect
        Teaching a one-eyed Chinaman how to dance
        Teaching him a lesson
        Teaching the Cyclops the lambada
        Teaching your kids to swim
        Tease the python
        Tease the weenie
        Teasing the purple-headed custard chucker
        Teasing the python
        Teasing the Viking
        Teasing the weasel
        Teasing the weenie
        Teeing off
        Tenderize the meat
        Tenderizing the tube steak
        Tenderizing your meat
        Tending to your own affairs
        Test the flashlight
        Test your batteries
        Test-fire the Death Star
        Test-firing the meat missle
        Testicular tensile strength test
        Testing my throat pic
        Testing the hand cream dispenser
        Testing the smoke alarm
        Testing the testicles
        Testing your batteries
        Tethering the blimp
        That crazy hand jive
        The art of Unisex
        The Colonel Sanders Heimleich Maneuver
        The erky jerk
        The five digit disco
        The five-finger hustle with Russel the one-eyed love muscle
        The Five-Knuckle Shuffle
        The five-knuckle shuffle on the old piss pipe
        The serta solo
        The sticky page rhumba
        The tube of cream
        Thrapping
        Thrash your thing
        Thrashing the weasel
        Threading a needle
        Throbbing the knob
        Thropping your marrow
        Throttle the bottle
        Throw off a catch
        Throw out
        Throw the ball around
        Throwin' down
        Throwing
        Throwing a shower
        Throwing off a batch
        Throwing the hamster against the wall
        Throwing up mayo
        Throwing your hand on the bed and raping it
        Thump the pump
        Thump your thong
        Thumping the pump
        Thumping your pud
        Thwackin' the sack
        Tickle the Elmo
        Tickle the ivory
        Tickle the pickle
        Tickle the taco
        Tickle your pickle
        Ticklewigglejigglepickle
        Tickling my fancy
        Tickling the dragon's tail
        Tickling the ivory
        Tickling the one-eyed weasel
        Tickling the pickle
        Tickling the Polish salmon
        Tickling your Elmo
        Tinkering with the R2 unit
        Todd your wad
        Toasting My Marshmallow
        Tocar con mi pinga
        Toilet sailing
        Tonking
        Torkin' the fork
        Torment the Trouser Trout
        Torqueing the turtle
        Torquing the wrench
        Torturing the tentacle
        Toss off
        Toss the boss
        Toss the midget
        Toss the snag
        Toss the turkey
        Toss the turkey
        Toss yogurt
        Tossing off
        Tossing the boss
        Tossing the ham javelin
        Tossing the salad
        Tossing the sauce
        Tossing the snag
        Tossing the spam javelin
        Tossing the turkey
        Tossing the white ball
        Tossing yogurt
        Touching the penis
        Touching Up the Ceramic
        Train the Love Porpoise
        Treating yourself right
        Trim your antlers
        Trim your horn
        Trolling for the one-eyed walleye
        Trolling for trouser trout
        Trouser snake CPR
        Trouser trout dancing lesson
        Trying to pull something off
        Tube sock tango
        Tug on the doug
        Tug of war with Cyclops
        Tug the slug
        Tuggin' the timber
        Tugging Mount Love
        Tugging old beater
        Tugging the rope
        Tugging the slug
        Tugging the tapioca tube
        Tugging the tossle
        Tugging the tubesteak
        Tugging the turkey
        Tugging your tubesteak
        Tuning my horn
        Tuning the antenna
        Tuning the fork
        Tuning your organ
        Turn the knob
        Turning Japanese (UK - one step beyond wanking)
        Turning on your fire hose
        Tussle with your muscle
        Tussling the Muscle
        Twanging the wire
        Tweak your twiddle
        Tweaking your twinkie
        Tweek
        Twirl the squirrel
        Twist your crank
        Twist your turnip
        Twistin' the Piston
        Twisting your crank
        Twisting your tool
        Typing with one hand

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        • #5
          Umroj
          Uncorking the bottle
          Uncorking the champagne
          Underarm javelin in the meat olympics
          Unleash the fury
          Unleashing the alabaster yak
          Unloading passengers from the five-car train
          Unloading the gun
          Unpacking the moving van
          Unsheathing the meatsaber
          Unsheathing the pork sword
          unwrapping the pepperoni
          Using the force on your meat saber
          Using the ol' 1 wood
          Vaccinate the baby
          Varnish the flagpole
          Varnishing the banister
          Varnishing the cane
          Varnishing the flagpole
          Vibrating the viper and making him spit poison
          Violating the hedge-hog
          Virtual sex
          Visiting Old Faithful
          Visiting Rosy Palm and her five daughters
          Visiting the five-fingered widow
          Visiting with Papa Smurf
          Voting For Perot
          Wack the weasel
          Wacking a lap
          Wacking off
          Wacking the one-eyed worm
          Wacking the paddle
          Wacking the weasel
          Wacking the weiner
          Wacking the willie
          Wagging the dog
          Wailing
          Wake the dead
          Wakey wakey hands off snakey
          Waking the dead
          Waking up your bro
          Waking Wee Willie Winkle
          Walk the dog
          Walk the plank
          Walking a mile in Mr. Wiggly's shoes
          Walking old one-eye
          Walking the snake
          Walking Willie the one-eyed wonder worm
          Wallowing in self pity
          Wang whacking
          Wank
          Wank the crank
          Wank the Willy Wonka
          Wank with the one-eyed wonder weasel
          Wanking
          Wanking off
          Wanking one-eyed Willy
          Wanking the crank
          Wanking the one-eyed wonder worm
          Wanking the scube
          Wanking with the one-eyed wonder weasel
          Wank-o-rama
          Warming up the altar boy's dinner
          Wash the meat
          Washing the elephant's trunk
          Washing the goose's neck
          Washing the hog
          Washing the meat
          Washing the wolverine
          Wasting babies
          Wasting your wad
          Watching the geyser
          Wave the wand
          Waving the Magic Wand
          Wax the board
          Wax the Buick
          Wax the candle stick
          Wax the carrot
          Wax the dolphin
          Wax the musket
          Wax the womb broom
          Wax your Jackson
          Wax your surfboard
          Wax your weasel
          Wax your Willy
          Waxin' n' Milkin'
          Waxing pedro
          Waxing the beanpole
          Waxing the car
          Waxing the flipper
          Waxing the old goal post
          Waxing the rocket
          Waxing your Jackson
          Waxing your surfboard
          Whack it
          Whack little Mac
          Whack off
          Whack on your back
          Whack the pud
          Whack the weasel
          Whack your Magic Johnson
          Whack your tack
          Whackin' the weasel
          Whacking it
          Whacking off
          Whacking the axe
          Whacking the weed
          Whacking your tack
          Whapping your wang
          Whip off
          Whip the dummy
          Whip the one-eyed trouser snake
          Whip the one-eyed worm
          Whip the rat
          Whip the stiff
          Whip the wire
          Whip up some sour cream
          Whip your dripper
          Whippin' the mule
          Whippin' the whopper
          Whipping Dripping
          Whipping off
          Whipping skippy
          Whipping the balls
          Whipping the bishop
          Whipping the dummy
          Whipping the one-eyed trouser snake
          Whipping the one-eyed wonder weasel
          Whipping the pony
          Whipping the rat
          Whipping the stiff
          Whipping the walrus
          Whipping the window washer
          Whipping the wire
          Whipping up a batch
          Whipping up some sour cream
          Whipping Up Some Waffle Batter
          Whipping Willy the one-eyed wonder-worm
          Whipping your dripper
          Whipping your Skippy
          Whipping your Willy
          White water wristing
          Whitewashing
          Whitewashing with Huck and Tom
          White-water wristing
          Whittle the stick
          Whittling Dixie
          Whizzin' jism
          Whizzin' Jizz
          Whizzin' Jizzum
          Wiggling your walrus
          Wiggling your worm
          Willy spitting
          Willy tickle
          Willy wanking
          Winding my watch
          Winding the Jack in the Box
          Winding the Wurlitzer
          Windsurf on Mount Baldy
          Wing it
          Wonk your conker
          Wonking your donk
          Work off
          Work one out
          Work things out
          Workin' out a stiff joint
          Workin' the Jerkin
          Working a cramp out of your muscle
          Working at your own speed
          Working late at the office
          Working overtime at the meat factory
          Working up a batch
          Working up a foamy lather
          Working without Annette
          Working your Willy
          Wrapping my hand around my xxxx and blowing a load all over my mother
          Wrestle the bald-headed champion
          Wrestle the dragon
          Wrestle the eel
          Wrestle with Cyclops
          Wrestling Jimmy
          Wrestling the alligator
          Wrestling the bald-headed champ
          Wrestling the bald-headed sumo
          Wrestling the eel
          Wrestling the gator
          Wrestling the one-eyed monster
          Wrestling the purple-headed warrior
          Wrestling with Jimmy
          Wrestling with the bald champ
          Wrestling with the one-eyed superhero
          Wrestling Yul Brenner
          Wring your thing
          Wringin' out the tube steak
          Wringin' the towel
          Wringing out your rope
          Wringing 'round the rosie
          Wrist aerobics
          Yahtzee
          Yang your wang
          Yank my doodle dandy
          Yank off
          Yank the plank
          Yank the shank
          Yank the yam
          Yank the yodel
          Yank the yo-yo
          Yank your crank
          Yank your plank
          Yank your strap
          Yank your wank
          Yank your yam
          Yankee your Wankee
          Yankin' it
          Yankin' your chain
          Yankin' your Franklin
          Yanking off
          Yanking the crank
          Yanking the doodle
          Yanking the yoyo
          Yanking your chain
          Yanking your crank
          Yanking your plank
          Yanking your Yoda
          Yogurt slinging
          Yoinkin' off
          Yuckin' your choad
          Zipper Olympics
          Zoot Flute Riot
          Zygote spraying

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          • #6
            Wow man thats a long long long long list

            LOL, Us guys got nothing better to do but come up with names for our extra cirricular activities LOL

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            • #7
              Wouldn't it be easier just to post the link than to type it all out one by one?
              this post = teh win.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Seapahn Wouldn't it be easier just to post the link than to type it all out one by one?
                I think so, but he is a pasamonster, you know. They are reknown for making the obvious look obscure.
                Achkerov kute.

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                • #9
                  Good Grace! What in SAM HILL IS THIS? I bet the copy/paste function on your computer doesn't work anymore! Honestly, it wasn't all that funny. The only thing I found hilarious is that I actually sat here and read all that nonsense!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by violette829 Good Grace! What in SAM HILL IS THIS? I bet the copy/paste function on your computer doesn't work anymore! Honestly, it wasn't all that funny. The only thing I found hilarious is that I actually sat here and read all that nonsense!
                    I will quote Kurt Cobain here, because I am lacking in wit. "I wish I was like you - easily amused."

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