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WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

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  • #51
    Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

    Originally posted by ashbee
    you are a sick man.how dare you call me an imposter.i reported you.
    for god's sake get a life instead of sitting on the computer watching
    sick videos.oh ya GO TO HELL YOU BASTERED!
    watch your language, never speak like that to an Armenian don't care who you are. And this is forum, so get ready to be insulted and if you don't like it here cvrvi (get out of here)

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    • #52
      Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

      Young Parents:
      The young parents used code words when discussing sex in front of their children. The terms for intercourse ws "washing machine".
      They were lying in bed one night when he said to her, "Darling, washing machine."
      "Not now, I've got a headache", she replied.
      An hour later, he ran his hand down her leg and said, "Darling, washing machine, please! washing machine."
      "I've got a headache!", she complained.
      An hour later, feeling sorry for him, she turned to him and said, "O.K. washing machine."
      "Don't worry", he replied, "it was a small load so I did it by hand."
      Positive vibes, positive taught

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      • #53
        Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

        So a teenage couple sneaks back at the guys crib at 1 am in the morning

        They see that his little brother is asleep but they wanna have sex.

        So the girl tells the guy she'll say tomato when she wants him to go faster and she'll say lettuce when she wants him to go slower and she'll say ham when she wants him to change positions

        So the girl goes : "Lettuce Ham tomato, Tomato Ham Lettuce, Tomato Lettuce Tomato."

        The little brother wakes up and says "Hey can you guys stop making sandwiches your getting mayonaise all over me."

        LOL

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        • #54
          Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

          Sero there are diffrent versions of that joke
          Positive vibes, positive taught

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          • #55
            Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

            a kid aged 9 walks in the corridor and hears some noise from his sisters, aged 16, bedroom. he comes close to the door and watches from the key hole and sees his sister naked caressing herself and saying, of I want a boy, oh I need a boy, so the kid does not understand and continues his road. the next day, same thing, the day after also, the fourth day when he looks through the key hole, he sees his sister naked with a boy kissing each other and etc, so he turns back quickly to his room, takes off his clothes and begins caressing himself saying, oh I want a bycicle, I need a byciycle

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            • #56
              Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

              LOL that was actually funny
              Positive vibes, positive taught

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              • #57
                Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                Hard Times:

                Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.

                She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.

                She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"

                "A hundred dollars."

                "Damn. All I've got is thirty."

                "Hold on," she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get for thirty dollars?"

                "A handjob," Harry replies.

                She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.

                He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit.

                She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."

                She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
                Positive vibes, positive taught

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                • #58
                  Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                  These jokes are sick. I just can't read them anymore.

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                  • #59
                    Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                    Originally posted by Inthemood View Post
                    These jokes are sick. I just can't read them anymore.
                    Please go to Church to cleanse yourself. Mmkay?
                    Achkerov kute.

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                    • #60
                      Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                      Omg, racist jokes and disgusting!?!!

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