Stupid Jokes You Laff At Even Though They Suck.

[Anonymouse]

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

Post some other jokes like this/and or make fun of me for liking this joke.

[Anonymouse]

Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

[Anonymouse]

Where do ants live?

Antarctica

[hyebruin]

what has two legs and two heads and no brain most of the time? a man!

[Anonymouse]

A guy walks into a bar with a whale under his arm. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer. He drinks it and asks what it is.

"Oh, it's a Heinekan, just in a different bottle, want another?"

"Sure."

So he gets halfway through that one then realizes he still has the whale. He asks the whale if he wants one and the whale looks up at him and says "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".

I heard it last night, it's the funniest sh*t ever for no reason whatsoever.

[Anonymouse]

Why can't Helen Keller drive?



Because she's a woman

[Anonymouse]

What did Trinity find under Neo's bed?



Neosporin.

[Anonymouse]

[Anonymouse]

What did the snail say while riding on the back of a turtle?


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[Anonymouse]

Why did the kid fall off his bicycle?

Someone threw a fridge at him.