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  • #1

    Overheard in New York

    Eavesdropping is bad.... except when it's funny.

    Overheard in New York, the website

    Guy: He's just so irritatingly flamboyant. The first day of class I didn't want to sit in the front row. I was afraid he'd burst into flames.
    --4 Train
    Overheard by: Kaitlen

    Guy: Lady, you got great legs.
    Lady: I'm a lesbian!
    Guy: Okay, you're a lesbian who got great legs.
    Lady: Oh...well, thanks.
    --57th & Park
    Overheard by: Heather

    Hot Girl: ...and then gonorrhea. Yeah, I think that's all I've had. Not as bad as I thought!
    --Union Square Station
    Overheard by: Greg

    Boy#1: So what are you going to do? Go to gospel choir practice or go shopping?
    Boy#2: The sales are this week. God...is...forever.
    Boy#1: ...you may be going to Hell, but at least you'll look good going.
    --East Village
    Overheard by: michi-L

    Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she's still a virgin because she's only had anal sex.
    Girl #2: How do you know this girl?
    Girl #1: She goes to my church.
    --NY Public Library, 5th Ave & 42nd St.
    Overheard by: Renee
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
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    Russian Man: Don't push.
    Spanish Lady: This is the subway. What do you expect?
    Russian Man: Well, you don't have to push.
    Spanish Lady: Welcome to New York City!
    Russan Woman: Yeah, welcome to New York City.
    Spanish Lady: You welcoming me? You're the one with the accent!

    --L Train

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    • #3
      lol their all pretty funny, i like harut's too, pretty clever stuff.

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      • #4
        Woman: Do you have a non-fiction section?
        Book Guy: Well, everything that's not fiction is non-fiction. [Over] there's cooking, and there's history.
        Woman: No, that's not what I asked. Do you have a section for non-fiction?
        Book Guy: Well, there are no non-fiction novels. Everything here that's not a novel is non-fiction.
        Woman: But you don't have a non-fiction section?
        Book Guy: No. Everything that isn't fiction is non-fiction.

        --Barnes & Noble, Staten Island


        Overheard by: Dr. Ballon
        [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
        -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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        • #5
          Shopgirl: You got to go to Hawaii for the summer? You're so lucky!
          Shopqueer: Not so lucky; I had to come back.
          Shopgirl: At least you got to get out of the country.

          --Urban Outfitters, Upper West Side


          I'm liking this site a little too much.
          [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
          -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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          • #6
            I Also Learned to Like Other Things
            Guy #1: Did you know that I never liked broccoli until I went to jail?
            Guy #2: Is it your favorite meal?
            Guy #1: Of course!

            Is it normal I did not get this joke?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by !EEK

              Is it normal I did not get this joke?
              No, it is not normal.





              But I didn't get it either.

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