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Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

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  • #31
    Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

    Originally posted by Selpak View Post
    Thank you olive. I try to adjust my self to environment. I can't be as much intellectual as shopar. She is Armenian, I am Turkish. I am not white and european like you Armenians... What can I do more? I am not ayran. What you expect from a mongolian nomand who stole your home? You killed my grandfather!
    Why are all the Turks on this forum such rertarted and don't know that their not welcome here. And are you trying be sarcastic or trying to be funny because both are not working

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    • #32
      Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

      Why are all the Turks on this forum such rertarted and don't know that their not welcome here.
      We love you brother. It is the reason of our existence in the forum.

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      • #33
        Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

        [How many jurks does it take to figure out that 218 > 435/2 i.e. 218 is greater than 435 divided by two? If you answered "More than one," then you were right.]


        Originally posted by Siamanto View Post
        Armenian National Committee of America - PRESS RELEASE

        MAJORITY OF U.S. HOUSE MEMBERS COSPONSOR ARMENIAN GENOCIDE RESOLUTION

        WASHINGTON, DC – The Armenian Genocide Resolution (H.Res.106) reached an important milestone today with the number of cosponsors for the human rights measure growing to 218 – a majority of the U.S. House of Representatives, reported the Armenian National Committee of America (ANCA).
        Originally posted by Selpak View Post
        Turkish news says 218 of 435 pms.
        Originally posted by crusader1492 View Post
        Yep...that's a majority (just divide by two if your not sure)

        ....
        What if I find someone else when looking for you? My soul shivers as the idea invades my mind.

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        • #34
          Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

          Do you know the ancestors! They were there before Christ! the Scythians are Turkish ancestors! We have been there more than for 2000 years! When our ancestors Scythians had comen there,No Armenian was on Land! We only strived with Emp. Great Iskender and persians! LAND BELONG TURAN!
          found something really retarted posted by Yafes

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          • #35
            Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

            lol thats pretty retarded...the Scythians were nomads.

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            • #36
              Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

              It's amazing how many jokes a jurk can put together in one post; can you count them?


              [About Armenians having "massacred???" Jews]
              Originally posted by Mr.Newyork
              President Mr.Peres statement was just stating the fact. you guys dont have to hate everyone who is not buying your made up claims.
              that is why we dont want your sorry asses to associate Holocaust with your made up genocide claims.

              it is so pity that you guys can sink so low to take advantage of a tragedy that xxxs suffered so greatly and use that to legitimize your false genocide claims. you should be a shamed of your self.

              if your claims were legitimate and supported some real documents "not fabricated ones"

              Israel would've recognized that as a country who suffered a genocide her self.
              Since Israel hasn't done that and never will that alone should tell you fools something but you guys are filled with hatred so much that you can even see the simple facts that everyone else can see.

              i dont think, anyone can sink this low...... you have to be so desperate to use someone else's pain to you interest.... so pathetic


              [About TEMPORARILY SO CALLED turkey's entrance into the EU]
              Originally posted by Mr.Newyork
              Turkey will be in EU by 2014 whether you guys like or not and there isn't much you guys can do about it. other than xxxxxing and wining about it here i guess.

              This is the most pathetic forum i ever seen. i have never seen so many racist people in the same room.how do you guys hate people so much.
              you guys need to get a life , get a hobby or something.when i say hobby i dont mean you have to track everything in the media about Turkey and post nasty comments about it.

              I read most of the comments here. it's funny you guys make up things than believing the things that you made up than expect everybody else to believe the things that you made up.
              just like your so-called genocide claims.
              when people dont buy it; believing in your made up facts you accuse them being the supporter of the Turkish government or whatever, so everyone who doesn't believing the tall tale of Armenian claims are on the Turkish payroll.

              Ohh boy that's allot of people that Turkish government have to pay off .
              you guys bad mouth Israel here just because they dont support your made up allegations.

              you guys are the most pathetic bunch of people. just because someone disagrees with you that means you have to start a mudslinging campaign.


              TURKEY is going to be in Europe because it's in the interest of EU, USA and ISRAEL.

              also lets gets some facts strait here....you guys gotta stop making xxxx up.

              Turkey is a country of 74 million strong
              Turkey has the second biggest army in NATO
              Turkey is the 17 biggest economy in world.

              on the flip side what is Armenia

              country of 3 million
              poorest country in the region

              run by a corrupt government which is a puppet strings pulled by Russia
              every year people die of starvation, cold etc. just the basic necessities. they dont have enough to feed their own people.
              they spend their already limited resources on the forces that they are barely hanging on in Azerbaijan
              Armenia is a country that survives on the hand outs off EU and Russia and unfortunately from USA too.
              their economy if you call it one is in shambles they are completely depended on Russia for cheap oil and gas.

              basically as a like to call it they are Russia's little xxxxx.

              now everybody knows these facts but somehow you guys choose to not mention all that instead make up stuff to compensate it.

              i guess, the bottom line is if you guys hate Turks so much why dont you be a man about it and do something.
              why not cross the border with your great military and get the so called lands that belongs to you back.
              if you guys are man enough than you should do it.

              talking is cheap. you guys are all bark no bite.

              you guys remind me of Paris's little chewa wa dog that she carries in her purse.

              You guys are messing with the wrong country. they messed you guys up in the pass and they'll do it again.

              you guys are just bunch of sore loosers...
              Last edited by Siamanto; 09-30-2007, 02:12 PM.
              What if I find someone else when looking for you? My soul shivers as the idea invades my mind.

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              • #37
                Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

                which turks? so i did genocide? armenians r mostly brainwashed and i see many retarded racist ones here
                From our newest moron on this site he got more of this lol

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