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Re: Turkish jokes
Here are a few more
Once there was a turk, an American, a Russian and a tour guide, they were driving in the Sahara desert,
when suddenly, the car broke down. So they all got off, and the tour guide said, "Ok, don't panic, we will have to walk from now on, so each of you bring something with you that can be useful on the way."
So the American got food out of his bag, the tour guide said, "good thinking, we need food to survive."
The russian took his water with him, the tour guide said, "yes, we definetly need water."
Then the tour guide saw the turk breaking the car door off. And he brought it with him.
Then the tour guide said, "Why the hell have you brought a car door with you?"
The turk said, "Well, you see, if it gets really hot we can always roll down the window..."
and her's one again
Two Turks - one named Selcuk and one named Ali Turkoglu – were arrested in Paris, France for publicly denying the Armenian Genocide.
As they were sitting in jail, Selcuk opened his ignorant mouth and continued to rant, using phrases like “so called” and “alleged”.
As punishment, the French jailer, Pierre, told his big, dumb, burly Arab guard Akhmed, to take Selcuk to the dungeon and Fcuk him up the A$s. Akhmed snaps to attention and grabs Selcuk under his right arm and leads him to the dungeon.
On the way down, Selcuk starts crying and pleads to the guard,“please, please, just kill me don’t Fcuk me up the a$s – I couldn’t take that – JUST KILL ME”
The guard stoically drives on when he realizes that he forgot the key to the dungeon door upstairs. At that point he turns around to get the key from Pierre.
While Pierre hands Akhmed the dungeon key, he tells him to also take Ali Turkoglu to the dungeon and orders him not to fcuk him, but to kill him.
The guard, again, snaps to attention and takes Selcuk under his left arm and Ali Turkoglu under his right arm. He then turns around and heads to the dungeon again to obediently follow his orders.
Selcuk, noticing that this time he is under the Akhmed’s left arm, says to him “Remember Akhmed – I’M the one whose supposed to Fcuked up the a$s”.
Here are a few more
Once there was a turk, an American, a Russian and a tour guide, they were driving in the Sahara desert,
when suddenly, the car broke down. So they all got off, and the tour guide said, "Ok, don't panic, we will have to walk from now on, so each of you bring something with you that can be useful on the way."
So the American got food out of his bag, the tour guide said, "good thinking, we need food to survive."
The russian took his water with him, the tour guide said, "yes, we definetly need water."
Then the tour guide saw the turk breaking the car door off. And he brought it with him.
Then the tour guide said, "Why the hell have you brought a car door with you?"
The turk said, "Well, you see, if it gets really hot we can always roll down the window..."
and her's one again
Two Turks - one named Selcuk and one named Ali Turkoglu – were arrested in Paris, France for publicly denying the Armenian Genocide.
As they were sitting in jail, Selcuk opened his ignorant mouth and continued to rant, using phrases like “so called” and “alleged”.
As punishment, the French jailer, Pierre, told his big, dumb, burly Arab guard Akhmed, to take Selcuk to the dungeon and Fcuk him up the A$s. Akhmed snaps to attention and grabs Selcuk under his right arm and leads him to the dungeon.
On the way down, Selcuk starts crying and pleads to the guard,“please, please, just kill me don’t Fcuk me up the a$s – I couldn’t take that – JUST KILL ME”
The guard stoically drives on when he realizes that he forgot the key to the dungeon door upstairs. At that point he turns around to get the key from Pierre.
While Pierre hands Akhmed the dungeon key, he tells him to also take Ali Turkoglu to the dungeon and orders him not to fcuk him, but to kill him.
The guard, again, snaps to attention and takes Selcuk under his left arm and Ali Turkoglu under his right arm. He then turns around and heads to the dungeon again to obediently follow his orders.
Selcuk, noticing that this time he is under the Akhmed’s left arm, says to him “Remember Akhmed – I’M the one whose supposed to Fcuked up the a$s”.
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