How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

[Siggie]

Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

I actually don't have any body hair

Didn't you say exactly the opposite? Did you wax/shave?

http://forum.hyeclub.com/showthread.php?t=11417

[jgk3]

Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

Not at all.

The few times I have gone to bars in the past, I have never approached chicks. I couldn't give a rats ass.

It's been about 6 years since I've been in a club. I dislike clubs. The whole point of "dress to impress" and paying a ridiculous entrance fee, to have these girls who visited the ugly tree turn me down on the simple fact that their stock value goes up in the environment because men outnumber them and context determines that they are wanted, when if I had seen the same broad at a laundromat I would have continued to sip on my slurpee as I passed by not even giving a rats ass.

My point is, I see no point in approaching girls who are oogily, to have them turn me down. If you're at a bar (don't go to clubs or house parties, that makes you gay), you should just chill by the bar, sit there, watch some sports, talk to the bartender, enjoy your alcohol, and just do your thing. You are not there to "hook up" you are there to loosen up, enjoy, have a drink and go. If in the process you meet a lady, fine. Don't go out of your way. They will only flock to you if you don't give a crap for them.

And if they don't, screw em. You probably had to put too much work into it to begin with, you may as well go home and post on Hyeclub.

I don't like parties either and when I do go out, it's at this specific bar with metal music that usually never has more than 10 people there. I go there with my guitarist, which is rare now because of his leukemia. I actually have fun there when I'm with him.

I too have become extremely dissatisfied with house parties and I've never been to a club. I much prefer walking my dog in the wilderness by myself than to go to any of those places.

[ara87]

Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

So, how do you guys pick up chicks at parties? Whats the secret?

Do I have to watch The Pick Up Artist with Mystery to learn? [which I do, cause the shows interesting]

So yeah, Any thoughts?

-Moses

When i go to a party i just place a giant bag over a girls head and carry her on out like Borat. But seriously um...if you can't dance, don't ask a girl to dance, or at least give her a warning before hand in a flirtatious manner. Also take dancing lessons whether it's by a pro or just get someone you know to show you, then you can dance and not embarrass yourself, b/c pretty much anything you do that embarrasses yourself, embarrasses her also, whether it be dancing or doing something stupid, etc.

[Anonymouse]

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So I'm not crazy then for thinking that way.

Not at all.

The few times I have gone to bars in the past, I have never approached chicks. I couldn't give a rats ass.

It's been about 6 years since I've been in a club. I dislike clubs. The whole point of "dress to impress" and paying a ridiculous entrance fee, to have these girls who visited the ugly tree turn me down on the simple fact that their stock value goes up in the environment because men outnumber them and context determines that they are wanted, when if I had seen the same broad at a laundromat I would have continued to sip on my slurpee as I passed by not even giving a rats ass.

My point is, I see no point in approaching girls who are oogily, to have them turn me down. If you're at a bar (don't go to clubs or house parties, that makes you gay), you should just chill by the bar, sit there, watch some sports, talk to the bartender, enjoy your alcohol, and just do your thing. You are not there to "hook up" you are there to loosen up, enjoy, have a drink and go. If in the process you meet a lady, fine. Don't go out of your way. They will only flock to you if you don't give a crap for them.

And if they don't, screw em. You probably had to put too much work into it to begin with, you may as well go home and post on Hyeclub.

[jgk3]

Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

All jokes aside, why do you care so much about picking up chicks? Let them come up to you.

So I'm not crazy then for thinking that way.

[Vigilante]

Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

I actually don't have any body hair, and how the hell am I troll?

There is hardly any life in these threads, and I'm just posting threads so we can talk about something different.

Mouse man, how can state a comment like that trying to help, yet make an avatar with my face on it? I think thats flattering, but I'd prefer the head to be inside a white star, instead of an onion. With a red background! Can you do that for me?

Thanks.

[Anonymouse]

Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

All jokes aside, why do you care so much about picking up chicks? Let them come up to you.

[yerazhishda]

Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

Well. How do you?

You don't. Just send them over to me and I'll show 'em a good time for ya.

[yerazhishda]

Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

I think Vig is a troll.

[Siggie]

Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

It sucked. If I knew how to dance, and if I played my cards right, I could've gotten with that chick that night and do....stuff, you know?

Don't be upset. You haven't really lost anything. When she saw your man-hair she would have fled anyway.