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How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

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  • #1

    How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

    Well. How do you?

    I went to a party last night with my friend. I took a hit of weed from this guy. It was a pretty good hit, so I was a lil high.

    There was this girl wearing a ladybug outfit, and she was grinding on a girl, and the girl was grinding on the guy. So I tapped on the ladybug chick and asked her to dance, and she did.

    So she started dancing on me and grinding on me. But I was a lil high, plus, there were lights on the bottom flashing my eyes, and even worse....I don't know how to dance....

    So, she basically asked me like 2 or 3 times when we were dancing if i knew how to dance, and I said no, not really. Cause, I honestly didn't know how to.

    After a few minutes, or seconds, I couldn't tell, she stopped dancing with me.

    It sucked. If I knew how to dance, and if I played my cards right, I could've gotten with that chick that night and do....stuff, you know?

    But, I think that me not being able to dance, and being a lil dazed and confused with whats going on cause of the weed, ruined my chances at getting laid.

    I haven't been with a girl in 8 months. I feel like a virgin, even though I'm not.

    So, how do you guys pick up chicks at parties? Whats the secret?

    Do I have to watch The Pick Up Artist with Mystery to learn? [which I do, cause the shows interesting]

    So yeah, Any thoughts?

    -Moses
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  • #2
    Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

    LOL Vig are you ok?
    Positive vibes, positive taught

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    • #3
      Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

      There is no secret vig, a girl has to be interested in you. If you think being able to dance will help with that, go take lessons, you'll probably meet lots of girls there.

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      • #4
        Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

        No, not really man.

        Oh, and when dancing, i think I was probably getting too touchy? I mean, she was rubbing her ass on my crotch, and i would just place my hands on her sides, and stomach and just rub a lil and tried to get into the whole dance thing, but it didn't work.

        Ugh. How the hell do you do it?

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        • #5
          Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

          Originally posted by Vigilante View Post
          Well. How do you?

          I went to a party last night with my friend. I took a hit of weed from this guy. It was a pretty good hit, so I was a lil high.

          There was this girl wearing a ladybug outfit, and she was grinding on a girl, and the girl was grinding on the guy. So I tapped on the ladybug chick and asked her to dance, and she did.

          So she started dancing on me and grinding on me. But I was a lil high, plus, there were lights on the bottom flashing my eyes, and even worse....I don't know how to dance....

          So, she basically asked me like 2 or 3 times when we were dancing if i knew how to dance, and I said no, not really. Cause, I honestly didn't know how to.

          After a few minutes, or seconds, I couldn't tell, she stopped dancing with me.

          It sucked. If I knew how to dance, and if I played my cards right, I could've gotten with that chick that night and do....stuff, you know?

          But, I think that me not being able to dance, and being a lil dazed and confused with whats going on cause of the weed, ruined my chances at getting laid.

          I haven't been with a girl in 8 months. I feel like a virgin, even though I'm not.

          So, how do you guys pick up chicks at parties? Whats the secret?

          Do I have to watch The Pick Up Artist with Mystery to learn? [which I do, cause the shows interesting]

          So yeah, Any thoughts?

          -Moses
          First learn how to dance, than never go to a party high or drunk. It's better o have a straight mind if you want to pick up girls.

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          • #6
            Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

            Maybe Saco can come in here and share some wisdom.

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            • #7
              Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

              Originally posted by Vigilante View Post

              It sucked. If I knew how to dance, and if I played my cards right, I could've gotten with that chick that night and do....stuff, you know?
              Don't be upset. You haven't really lost anything. When she saw your man-hair she would have fled anyway.


              [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
              -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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              • #8
                Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

                I think Vig is a troll.

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                • #9
                  Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

                  Originally posted by Vigilante View Post
                  Well. How do you?
                  You don't. Just send them over to me and I'll show 'em a good time for ya.

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                  • #10
                    Re: How To Pick Up Chicks At Parties

                    All jokes aside, why do you care so much about picking up chicks? Let them come up to you.
                    Achkerov kute.

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