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  • #71
    Hehe. My intention was to make people laugh. I guess it did not work. The humor must have been to subtle.

    Oh well.

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    • #72
      If I may say, it sounded too close to the truth, so forgive us for not reading your humor.

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      • #73
        I'm embarrassed now. You're making me want to edit it but I can't because it has been quoted.

        It's ok. CK will get it.

        post scriptum: I wrote one of those recently, so I used some of the same ideas.
        Last edited by Arvestaked; 12-23-2003, 03:02 PM.

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        • #74
          wow
          that WAS beautiful
          and that was soo not humorous lol
          did you write that? or did you copy and paste it?

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          • #75
            Damn now I'm starting to get irritated. It's funny from the get go: it's a love letter that starts off with "to whom it may concern." And it ends with a fill in the blank spot for the name. Sheesh. Do I have to explain everything?

            Last edited by Arvestaked; 12-23-2003, 03:39 PM.

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            • #76
              Hey ARVEST...WE UNDERSTOOOOOOOD what u said....It was just a nice poem..except for the gonads part..I dnno what u were thinking

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              • #77
                I was thinking "comedy." That's my favorite line!

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                • #78
                  Originally posted by Arvestaked I was thinking "comedy." That's my favorite line!

                  U should have included more of that in there..it would have added a more COMEDIC twist to it...instead of sounding like a standard love letter...

                  I'm leaving work now...I'll talk to u guys later...*MPWA*

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                    • #80
                      Re: Sorry... This was crafted... Not flow of consciousness...

                      Originally posted by Arvestaked To whom it may concern:

                      When I first saw your screenname I thought, "Wow! That is the most beautiful word I have ever seen!" Of course, at that point it was purely visual. 20 minutes later I got to know you almost, and that's when I decided that I am in love with you. You are what I always thought the perfect woman would be. You're intelligent, witty, and you have the cutest personality. You're the ideal balance of "gentle" and "assertive." Opinionated and understanding. Yes that is a fragment. And so is my heart in your absence. And when you sent me your picture.... my heart stopped! You are truly the most beautiful girl, regardless of the digital photo filter. Your lips are full and your smile is confident and it lights a flame beneath my gonads that only a life time in your arms can cure. You give me the hope I never had: hope that internal beauty and external beauty can co-exist and that the product of their marriage, the perfect woman, would actually talk to me and enjoy my company as you do. The delicacy of your hands while holding the glass clashing with the stength of your gaze is a mysterious juxtaposition that makes me wish I could crawl into you and understand everything because I know that it would amount to a universe. I am enthralled by your angelic state of being. I want to spend the rest of my life with you, [Christine]. I love you. Be mine.

                      -Armel
                      You guys, I have to say that Denise must have been crazy and blind as well. I mean.... you read that letter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Armel, lol, I must say, that was a hell of a letter, so how many others have you sent out, do you have six more out there and eight more to send out? lol. By the way, had it not been for your reference to things in my picture, I'd have thought you were COMPLETELY pulling my leg. So, so, so, there is in fact a tiny bit of truth to your playing, hmmm? heh. I bet you wish you were the glass in my hand?? lol. =) What a sweetheart. I'm telling you, the second I meet someone (I mean someone REAL) who is SO articulate as you were in that 'letter', where even in the joking vein you manage to pull off articulation the likes of which I have yet to see in guys, I will truly spend the rest of my life trying to make his life as pleasurable, lovely, happy, exciting, enchanting, and wonderful as his presence will make mine. and that's a promise I intend to keep, with pleasure!!
                      Last edited by ckBejug; 12-23-2003, 04:29 PM.
                      The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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