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  • #11
    There are, on occasion, good topics in the other forums as well (most frequently in General).

    Gaseous in Granada

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    • #12
      Originally posted by violette829 I've been "seeing" this guy for about 6 months. It's a purely sexual relationship, but I'm scared cuz I think I'm starting to have feelings for the xxxxxxx. I know I'm not like this usually, I hate sappy love xxxx, but this time, it's different. Could it be that I let my feelings get involved? Am I really this stupid? (shutup JAHANAM) Anyway, I dunno what to do, because I know he can't be more than just a penis for me, but I'm beginning to feel this xxxxty fuzzy lovey feeling for him. He's such a jerk though! LOL We tried to be friends, but as soon as I saw him again, it was like WHOA....yea we can't keep our hands off eachother. I feel so naughty.... But, sometimes I feel stupid for being involved with him. Damnit it's been 6 months!!!!!! HELP ME GET OVER HIM PLEASE!

      PS: He has the perfect penis girls..u know the ones u just can't get enough of....ooooooooooooooooooooouch
      The easiest way to get over the old penis is to grab hold of a new penis, preferably bigger to get the maximum penetration and pleasure. I suggest you discretely position yourself next to Footlocker and wearing nothing except a fur coat, and periodically flash men as they pass by. You are bound to get ones attention sooner or later and will go home happy with a new penis. Problem solved.

      Dr. Mouse
      Last edited by Anonymouse; 12-22-2003, 12:41 PM.
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #13
        Re: Re: Relationship Problems?

        Originally posted by loseyourname Dear Dr. Mouse,

        It's hard to have relationship problems when you refuse to be in a relationship with anybody - unless you consider that a problem. I suppose my ex-girlfriend flipping out on me and going off about her quarter-life crisis every fifth time I talk to her can be a slight annoyance, but it's more funny than anything else at this point.

        I've hijacked the threads in this forum because since school ended and I'm still only working weekends - not to mention everybody but me seems to be on vacation - I have nothing better to do during the day. I can't say why I've chosen this particular forum. It's just the first one I looked at; it seemed to have interesting topics, so I went at it.

        Sincerely,

        Wistful in Whittier
        While I admit your posts have no redeeming value, I nonetheless cannot see why you only fester in this forum. All symptoms point to this as your problem, the lack of women or relationships in your life. I suggest you comb your hair to the side, put on a nice bow tie, apply Brute cologne, and go hit the clubs. However, I prescribe that you visit the General Topic section at least twice a day for full recovery.

        Dr. Mouse
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #14
          Re: Re: Re: Relationship Problems?

          Originally posted by Anonymouse While I admit your posts have no redeeming value, I nonetheless cannot see why you only fester in this forum. All symptoms point to this as your problem, the lack of women or relationships in your life. I suggest you comb your hair to the side, put on a nice bow tie, apply Brute cologne, and go hit the clubs. However, I prescribe that you visit the General Topic section at least twice a day for full recovery.

          Dr. Mouse
          Not having any women isn't exactly the problem, Mousy. Not knowing what to do with each of them, maybe that's the problem. No offense, but you're probably about the last person on the planet I'd be taking any advice from. Thanks anyway, though.

          By the way - print this out, and if we should ever meet, I promise I'll give you five bucks for it, just so you can't say my posts have no value.

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          • #15
            Why do i find this loseyourname guy sexy????????

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            • #16
              Originally posted by violette829 Why do i find this loseyourname guy sexy????????
              My penis is far from perfect. Amply sized, but terribly curved. Anyway, I'm much better with my tongue.

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              • #17
                Originally posted by loseyourname My penis is far from perfect. Amply sized, but terribly curved. Anyway, I'm much better with my tongue.
                Why did you quote Violette's post on that one? It was distractingly unrelated.

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                • #18
                  Originally posted by loseyourname My penis is far from perfect. Amply sized, but terribly curved. Anyway, I'm much better with my tongue.


                  WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Every time I find a man, this happens..My ex had a "ehem" curved penis...it was HELL! So hard to deal with. And yes, I had to teach him to be a pro with his tongue.

                  Why does that curve thing happen? It's so scary!

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                  • #19
                    Originally posted by Arvestaked Why did you quote Violette's post on that one? It was distractingly unrelated.
                    It's not unrelated. She mentioned earlier that she was looking for an escape from the perfect penis.

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                    • #20
                      It was unrelated to what you quoted. That is all.
                      And that is not how I read her post.
                      Anyway...does not matter.
                      Last edited by Arvestaked; 12-22-2003, 02:04 PM.

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