Risqué Dining Habits

[felizitation]

Originally posted by whitelotus some woman cannot reach orgasm without oral sex.

I disagree. It depends on the partner.

Originally posted by whitelotus
this is based from books my friends not my own personal experiance, because i dont have a sex life lol

cough cough... white-holly-lotus or whitelo-holly-tus or whillytelotus... cough cough

[texan]

relevent ideas you say Nimrod. Ok the one you just made about violette about the "get off" statement. I knew someone would say something about that, i was waiting for someone to jump in on that wide open door she left open. Cut it out Violette you sex fiend you. LOL

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by Arvestaked I do not see where you get that and I also do not see what would be wrong with that.

I did not say there was anything wrong with that. Just curious. This is an open discussion. Feel free to post whatever relevant ideas or opinions you have.

[texan]

Nimrod ther you go go agin with the C word. Hey give me your emial addrres and I'lll send you the coocie.wav file. The other C word , coochie not unt you dam californnan.

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by violette829 Ur such an idiot! First of all, I didn't mean MY vagina...I was just wondering if u did it since u were the genius who came up with the thread....STUPID JERK! Don't get on my xxxx list, cuz once ur on, it's hard to get off (no pun intended)_

Oh really? Because that is what your words implied and what is all this talk about getting "off?" Are we all of a sudden hoping to "get off?"

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Apparently, good spelling isn't what Texas is known for either. I can't believe it's only the Alamo that made it famous.

Well you do know the best thing about the Texas death penalties, right? Fewer Texans.

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by texan Damn right partner, We can't speek but we are friendly and genoruous, just bring you sorry califona ass out her and you can play with my sheep. LOL

Whitelotus says >>>>> not my own personal experiance, because i dont have a sex life lol

Darlin just bring your irland self up yonder in Texas we have a ting for you freakles irlish darlins. And we can experment in the deserrt plains together, you may end upp beeng better dan billy joe my friend and sweethert darlinn from the other town dowwm yonder

Well in Texas everything is said to be big. I would imagine it also (in Texas) embraces the largest xxxxsuckerism movement.

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by loseyourname Sorry to disappoint, my friend. I have not yet had that pleasure.

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I would not know that, Adam. You could be lying, then you would be what I call "xxxx breath." But you know.

[texan]

Damn right partner, We can't speek but we are friendly and genoruous, just bring you sorry califona ass out her and you can play with my sheep. LOL

Whitelotus says >>>>> not my own personal experiance, because i dont have a sex life lol

Darlin just bring your irland self up yonder in Texas we have a ting for you freakles irlish darlins. And we can experment in the deserrt plains together, you may end upp beeng better dan billy joe my friend and sweethert darlinn from the other town dowwm yonder

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by texan Yep them parter, yem got them right. We dawn here in Texas love our prairie dogs and catttle. Them stars be shinin bright deep in da heart of Texas. LOL

We like our darlins to be named billy jo or mary joe and keep them in dem horse stables. we dont use dem puters much exept we like this outfitter of software stuff. Let me put the www link for ya http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,4149,55612,00.asp

Our darlins love tubleweed as much as we do http://ogunquitmaine.net/tm171.html

The sound of tumbleweed, rolling through the desert is what our darlins like most, better than them dogs jumping on the bed to lick balls as loseyourname says. An bettir then dam thunderstorms sounds you califonia girls like.

We get no use of hllywodd movies, this is the only one wes like http://www.femail.com.au/tumbleweed.htm

We jus take ar darlings out to the tumbleweeds and watch them stars, natur is a wonderful ding. Just be careful of dem critters in the desert. That why i kep my shotgun in the back of my truck bed.

And sheep, oh yems right. My job is i am a shepard with a flock of sheep out neer lubbock Texas. 25 actually, bless their hearts. ya'll should come visit sumtime, missy is my favoreete out of the bunch she is so obedient and soft.

You guys crack me up, By the way tumbleweeds are in west Texas not near Dallas.

Apparently, good spelling isn't what Texas is known for either. I can't believe it's only the Alamo that made it famous.