To impress a woman, a man.

[DvlzAdvocate]

TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Encourage her,
Believe in her,
Pray with her,
Pray for her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked,
Bring food,
Don't block the TV

[Genuine_Stud]

Aint that the truth.

[SagGal]

haha. So true.

His and Her Prayers

[Hogg]

And you still can't get it right.

[DvlzAdvocate]

Men are so easy to please.

[dusken]

More useless stereotypes born from the idiocy of network television and the plants that watch it.

[Anonymouse]

Who the hell actually writes up these jokes? I haven't laffed at any joke in this forum yet.

[xBaron Dants]

More useless stereotypes born from the idiocy of network television and the plants that watch it.

Agreed. Do these jokes not get boring after a while, if they ever were funny?

[EvrLstngDaze]

I'm glad there are guys that defy the above stereotype ...or are there? are y'all trying to put up an image or are you serious?

[anileve]

I'd have to agree regarding the stereotype. I think it's a common misconception, which is fed to the general public. Men are not simple at all, sure there are common traits just like there are for women, but that is to be expected in a society with prescribed gender roles. Otherwise a simple individual is just that, regardless of the gender.