Ode to the Nice Guys

[dstyle]

Ok this got boring, every guy used 2 be nice, now everyones an ahole hasgatzank.

[violette829]

Ok this got boring, every guy used 2 be nice, now everyones an ahole hasgatzank.

Seriously...dstyle..this post just made it in the Hall of Posts! The PERFECT post. Thank you for summing up this ENTIRE thread!

[Crimson Glow]

Yeah...the only thing dstyle forgot to add to the end of that sentence was "....because women (or 99.9% of women, so that her beJugyness doesn't get offended ) made men end up this way." There. Now it's perfect.

[violette829]

Yeah...the only thing dstyle forgot to add to the end of that sentence was "....because women (or 99.9% of women, so that her beJugyness doesn't get offended ) made men end up this way." There. Now it's perfect.

Actually, I didn't mean that men are turning out to be a**holes..I just meant that it's stupid how every guy says .."Oh girls love bad guys and a**holes so I'm gonna be one",but when they find that special someone, or someone they care about, they turn to mush. It's all funny to me. HAHAHAHAHAHA I would like to express my laughter with a poem:

What's Goin On?


Boys Boys used to be sweet
Boys Boys would know how to treat
They opened doors
and made us smores (?)
And now they're all just jerks.

Boys Boys they once were divine
And now it seems they have no spine
They run around the streets at night
Hunting for hookers that know how to bite
And now they're all infected.

Oh tell me where,
Anywhere,
That I could find one day
A guy that's sweet and nice and pure
And also a good lay.

What happened to our boys?
Now they are all toys
We love them,
then hate them,
Then make them do our chores

They couldn't take the heat
And know girls can't be beat
CUZ.......







OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B O L O G N A!

[leo007]

What's Goin On?


Boys Boys used to be sweet
Boys Boys would know how to treat
They opened doors
and made us smores (?)
And now they're all just jerks.

Boys Boys they once were divine
And now it seems they have no spine
They run around the streets at night
Hunting for hookers that know how to bite
And now they're all infected.

Oh tell me where,
Anywhere,
That I could find one day
A guy that's sweet and nice and pure
And also a good lay.

What happened to our boys?
Now they are all toys
We love them,
then hate them,
Then make them do our chores

They couldn't take the heat
And know girls can't be beat
CUZ.......

What happened? Most girls turned into being so xxxxty they should be considered xxxxxs.

[violette829]

What happened? Most girls turned into being so xxxxty they should be considered xxxxxs.

First of all, the X's in those words prevents me from seeing the true meaning of your post, but I do have a clue as to what you're talking about. Girls aren't SL*TS now, they are merely expressing themselves more, perhaps dressing in a more provacotive way, but men have been wh0re-ing it for CENTURIES!!!!! No one ever said anything about them!!!! MEN ARE ALL JERKS NOW! FACE IT...just ADMIT IT...it's not the girls' fault....The fact of the matter is, you guys aren't commiting because it's easier to find a girl who doesn't want a serious commitment. We are free now...don't you understand? Why not enjoy the knowledge and intelligence of a girl and use it to benefit you, instead of being so intimidated?

[hyebruin]

nice violette!! this is how i see it; even if most girls these days were to hold off until marriage or until at least engagement or something..the guy's gonna secure the cow (as i like to say ) and promise the farm and the barnhouse and all that...however at the same time he'll STILL manage to steal the neighbor's milk! something to think about eh? i think it doesn't matter how pretty, smart, loving, wonderful and committed the girl is...men are never satisfied with just one girl except for like the 0.00000001 % who live in some south american jungle or something

[PASAMONSTER]

hey

i'm a nice, satisfied with one woman guy.


so that makes me ugly, .000001 % of men, and an inhabitant of a south american jungle.

i'm more then nice so that makes me super ugly, terrifying to look at.

[PASAMONSTER]

supposebly the one girls want
unfortunetly not the one they take
hero in many novels and movies
self sacrifising for the sake of love
wiped away tears for so many
never wiped were his own tears
comforted so many broken hearts
his broken heart felt no comfort
sharing words of love with many ears
never hearing one loving word himself
giving life and guiding others loves
as he dies wishing he had his own

The nice guy---thats your nice guy right there take a good look because this the last time you gonna see a nice guy like this, i'm tellin you.


make way for the nice guy
nice guy coming through


but you know what no matter what a true nice guy never gives up.
after being let down a couple of times, hearing the I like you as a friend or you're a nice guy, but..... speech a couple of times, having you're heart ripped out and getting the 1.5 karrat dimond engagement ring wrapped in it and have it tossed at your feet, while calling you caring and saying lets be friends after all that a nice guy still cares enough to remember a birthday and at 11 pm on a saturday night while pumping 45 plates at the bench he still has hopes that one day one day there will be a girl that will trully appreciate his caring and loving and they will share a wonderful love together and live happily ever after.

May God give me strength and patience...... Amen

[loseyourname]

I'm satisfied with one woman at a time, but I think bruin might referring to guys that only have one partner their entire life. That seems a little far-fetched, but I'm sure it can happen on pure dumb luck.