Meeting Girls.

[surferarmo]

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I just wanted to see if the curse words would automatically 'x' or the moderators do it, or the poster his/herself does it.

Peace.

[surferarmo]

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HAHAHAHA I beat the system.



Edit: No you didn't.

[SagGal]

Re: Meeting Girls.

Originally posted by Anonymouse To all the "gentle" men...............and I guarantee success within a lifetime.

hahahaha. Now that is an act of a desperate man funnnny

[patlajan]

Re: Re: Meeting Girls.

Originally posted by surferarmo You have done this exact post in the past. Wow. And you didnt even site yourself. I am filing charges for plagarism.

It's too late tonight to drag the past out into the light - U2

[spiral]

Re: Re: Meeting Girls.

Originally posted by surferarmo You have done this exact post in the past. Wow. And you didnt even site yourself. I am filing charges for plagarism.

um....kid...

hate ta' break it to ya'... but... this IS the post that was done in the past.



check the date

[SagGal]

oh wow. This thread is OLD. Almost a year old.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by PASAMONSTER Ohhh damn this is some funny xxxx!!!

I would recommend the straight forward honesty approach. Works for me,

Just walk up to a girl, say hey, I don't wanna know you're name and I don't care to tell you mine, why don't we f&^$ and keep it on a down low?

you'd be surprised on how it works, why?

because there aren't many guys that have the balls to do that, and girls love a guy with balls specially honest balls.

Actually, I thought it would be scientific of me to go out and test your method.

I decided to not wander off too far from my cardboard utopia, so I pranced along the sidewalk wearing my cheap imitation of A&F shorts I bought from this Mexican guy out of his truck, and knee high socks, and a shirt that said "KILLER".

I decided to approach the first feminine object in my view, as I was chewing firmly on my red vine, and holding a Big Gulp ( which I bought from the 7 eleven that isn't too far off ) with the other hand. I immediately told her that her feet looked great and I'd love for nothing more than having a chance to lick her feet with my tongue ( which I then proceeded to show her as it was juicy red after my red vine ). I then threw some variations by asking her what her star sign was and if we could talk about it over in her bed. She responded with "What's my sign? No Entry".

So I am concluding that your method works well indeed, perhaps even better than mine.

[Anonymouse]

Re: Re: Meeting Girls.

Originally posted by surferarmo You have done this exact post in the past. Wow. And you didnt even site yourself. I am filing charges for plagarism.

This is my same thread you Republican.

[anileve]

I thought this would be relevant....

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"She likes her men like she likes her wine...aged 18 years, but that's good because I like my women like I like my coffee luke-warm and milk white"

Well some of you may be wondering what this title really means. About 2 weeks ago I went out on a date with a girl that I met, I thought she was about anywhere from 24-26 years old, now a boy my age would be pretty proud to go out with a girl of this stature. So we went to TGI Fridays and had dinner and talked, and so on and so on. Now this girl knew that I was only 18 years old, we made this clear before we went on the date, so we got to talking and I finally got up the nerve just to see how old she was.

So I ask, and she says, guess.... so I say 24, and she just laughs, never a good sign..... So I get brave, 28... I say..... She says not even close... Once again I say..... how about 30, she says "I wish.", by this time I am getting a little nervous, so I finally give up, and she says, "I am only 31"... only 31! Oh hell no, she is old enough to be my mother, so I remain calm, and ask her what her story was. She replies, "Well I am newly divorced, I have 3 kids, and I am single.", now I know I have myself in a bind, she wanting me to be her sugar daddy. So I have to admit that this wasn't a very positive night for me, but that’s what I mean when I say she likes her men like she likes her wine... aged 18 years.
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I've decided that I am going to go for younger men from now on. They are easier to train and being that men generally die faster than women, this would be a beneficial partnership, where I don't have to deal with not being entertained for the last 10 years of my life. Besides I kind of got used to the role of a babysitter.

[Anonymouse]

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