Reviews & Ratings

[TomServo]

Re: Rate the last movie you watched.

what you talking about man the movie sucked ass if u want to see naked chicks go pull yourself to porn.

the acting was terrible it felt like watching euro trip at the start and it went off like dusk till dawn the only thing i liked about it was a few krazy scenes expecially the last one :P

I agree.

Eurotrip was shytty too.

[One-Way]

Re: Rate the last movie you watched.

Homosexuals.

Dave Chappelle's Block Party - 6/10

Final Destination 3 - 9/10

[TomServo]

Re: Rate the last movie you watched.

Homosexuals.

Dave Chappelle's Block Party - 6/10

Final Destination 3 - 9/10

[One-Way]

Re: Rate the last movie you watched.

Why are you laughing?

[Anonymouse]

Re: Rate the last movie you watched.

Dave Chappelle is overrated.

Meanwhile, I saw Jarmusch's Coffee and Cigarettes and I must say, this film was awesomeness in all its ways. I don't think there are many movies than can have such a purposeful theme and pattern, yet at the same time so random and haphazard, with sometimes outright hilarious scenes. 9/10

[Anonymouse]

Re: Rate the last movie you watched.

Crash won Best Picture. I thought that movie blew. Here is an awesome review from a blog I thought needed to be posted.

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How PC is Crash?

So PC that it actually beat a movie about cowboys sodomizing each other for the Best Picture Oscar.

This movie, which I had the misfortune of seeing Saturday night, is obsessed with race and racial sensitivity, and thinks you should be too, and conveys this theme with about half the subtlety of an All in the Family episode. Only it's not that bad, it's worse, because the movie's amazingly absurd coincidences, shallow characters, over-the-top melodrama, and dialogue full of ridiculous speeches make it one of the worst "serious" films I've seen, and certainly the worst Best Picture winner. (Yes, it is even worse than the vile American Beauty.)

Slate's David Edelstein offers one of the few sane reviews here.

Also, I regret to report that for his next act, Crash writer/director Paul Haggis has penned the script for the new James Bond movie, Casino Royale. "Are we to be spared nothing?"

[TomServo]

Re: Rate the last movie you watched.

Crash won Best Picture. I thought that movie blew. Here is an awesome review from a blog I thought needed to be posted.

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How PC is Crash?

So PC that it actually beat a movie about cowboys sodomizing each other for the Best Picture Oscar.

This movie, which I had the misfortune of seeing Saturday night, is obsessed with race and racial sensitivity, and thinks you should be too, and conveys this theme with about half the subtlety of an All in the Family episode. Only it's not that bad, it's worse, because the movie's amazingly absurd coincidences, shallow characters, over-the-top melodrama, and dialogue full of ridiculous speeches make it one of the worst "serious" films I've seen, and certainly the worst Best Picture winner. (Yes, it is even worse than the vile American Beauty.)

Slate's David Edelstein offers one of the few sane reviews here.

Also, I regret to report that for his next act, Crash writer/director Paul Haggis has penned the script for the new James Bond movie, Casino Royale. "Are we to be spared nothing?"

Totally agree.

[One-Way]

Re: Rate the last movie you watched.

Dave Chappelle is overrated.

Oh, no. Chappelle isn't overrated. He's actually very funny, and very appealing to teenagers. His jokes go perfect for teens. His movie, however, sucked. He should've said more jokes - but he didn't say any. It was a couple jokes, but that was it.

[TomServo]

The TomServo Awards

Here are some worthy choices (from what I've seen):

• Best Picture: Downfall
• Best Director: Robert Rodriguez for Sin City
• Best Lead Actor: Bruno Ganz in Downfall
• Best Supporting Actor: Mickey Rourke in Sin City
• Best Cinematography: Batman Begins
• Best Visual Effects: King Kong

I still have much to see.

[TomServo]

Re: Rate the last movie you watched.

Oh, no. Chappelle isn't overrated. He's actually very funny, and very appealing to teenagers. His jokes go perfect for teens. His movie, however, sucked. He should've said more jokes - but he didn't say any. It was a couple jokes, but that was it.

Who cares if he's appealing to teenagers?

Chappelle is okay. He's done some great, good, bad and shytty stuff, like most comedians.