My Funeral!

[sSsflamesSs]

I say we use your ashes as fertilizer, mixed with all the other colorful additives.

[Anonymouse]

Oh yes, we can't have a funeral without fire and lots of flames. Fire eaters are cool, but we need massive flames, so we give people the impression that I'm going to hell and they are almost there, witnessing it. It's sort like hell and a half.

[jilbagh]

a riot good enough?

[violette829]

Anon jan...you don't want your funeral to cost a lot, but you want clowns and flame throwers and magicians? Do you know how expensive they are? I think we should just place your body in the middle of a live circus. That would be nice to watch. And the 100 ft guy on stilts can bring out your ashes...and scatter the ashes on the audience's heads....so they each take a piece of you. Then some kid will ask...

"Mommy, I wonder which of Anon's body parts flew up my nose"

[loseyourname]

Don't cremate the bastard. That rotting carcass could feed a family of four for at least a month.

[Inna]

Why are you even thinking about your funeral??

[Emil]

We are preparing for the future.

[SexyAries]

I was at one of those tesaktsutsuns yesterday (my cousines Dad died of cancer) What bothers me, My sister and I were disgusing this while the priest was singing, As much of an a**hole a person is their whole life when they die, we don't say all the bad things they did during the funeral and how they deserved to die...we say nice things that are overexagerated or simply a lie.



If you can't say something nice, just don't say anything at all! Have a quiet funeral! No words.


Oh and Anon for your funeral I'll bring the stripers. I'll also be wearing white.

[PASAMONSTER]

We forgot 3 things

Anon is a great and honorable member of this community

so he deserves to be buried like one.


1st the casket

[PASAMONSTER]

2nd the Tombstone!