My Funeral!

[Anonymouse]

Anon: I'm attracted to your avatar. Who is that man? And please tell me he's still alive, that would be just to weird if I'm attraceted to a dead guy.

Yes he is dead.

Being a mortician is an easy way to find sexual partners.

[Anonymouse]

this thread makes me sad i don't want mouse or anyone else to die ohhh! and talkin about dead guys! when i was 8 i had a crush on elvis and he was already dead by then and when i found out that not only was he soooo much older than me but also dead! all i could do was

We aren't dead yet, but soon! And as such, this is the way my funeral will be.

[Emil]

Wow, this thread was great. I had a tear in my left eye reading it. My cemetery is the best one, maybe I should reserve a plot there?

[fIReBuRntInHeLL]

Anon u scare the s*** out of me with this thread. Why dont u plan your wedding first and later veeeeeeeery later about your funeral. OMG *lights a candle*

[ckBejug]

Yes he is dead.

Being a mortifician is an easy way to find sexual partners.

I wish I knew what a mortifician was. I would stay away from mortificians if I knew that they were!

You will not die damnit!! RELAX!

[Emil]

So beautiful.

[Anonymouse]

Wow, this thread was great. I had a tear in my left eye reading it. My cemetery is the best one, maybe I should reserve a plot there?

Yes, I ended up flip flopping and choosing your cemetery as my final resting place ( sort of, because I'll be partying in hell ).

[Anonymouse]

So beautiful.

See? And who said funerals cant be fun, when its us planning it? By the way, I totally want you to do the eulogy, the planning of the guests, the event in general.

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So beautiful.

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Geee, I hadn't noticed her nose being so long.