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  • #51
    Originally posted by Inna
    Anon: I'm attracted to your avatar. Who is that man? And please tell me he's still alive, that would be just to weird if I'm attraceted to a dead guy.
    Yes he is dead.

    Being a mortician is an easy way to find sexual partners.
    Last edited by Anonymouse; 10-06-2004, 09:39 PM.
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #52
      Originally posted by hyebruin
      this thread makes me sad i don't want mouse or anyone else to die ohhh! and talkin about dead guys! when i was 8 i had a crush on elvis and he was already dead by then and when i found out that not only was he soooo much older than me but also dead! all i could do was
      We aren't dead yet, but soon! And as such, this is the way my funeral will be.
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #53
        Wow, this thread was great. I had a tear in my left eye reading it. My cemetery is the best one, maybe I should reserve a plot there?

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        • #54
          Anon u scare the s*** out of me with this thread. Why dont u plan your wedding first and later veeeeeeeery later about your funeral. OMG *lights a candle*

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          • #55
            Originally posted by Anonymouse
            Yes he is dead.

            Being a mortifician is an easy way to find sexual partners.
            I wish I knew what a mortifician was. I would stay away from mortificians if I knew that they were!

            You will not die damnit!! RELAX!
            The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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            • #56



              So beautiful.

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              • #57
                Originally posted by Emil
                Wow, this thread was great. I had a tear in my left eye reading it. My cemetery is the best one, maybe I should reserve a plot there?
                Yes, I ended up flip flopping and choosing your cemetery as my final resting place ( sort of, because I'll be partying in hell ).
                Achkerov kute.

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                • #58
                  Originally posted by Emil



                  So beautiful.
                  See? And who said funerals cant be fun, when its us planning it? By the way, I totally want you to do the eulogy, the planning of the guests, the event in general.
                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • #59


                    So beautiful.

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                    • #60
                      Geee, I hadn't noticed her nose being so long.

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