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  • #41


    Well it appears we have the three all here in the forum at last.


    CUSTOMER SERVICE:"Hi may I help you?"

    ME: "Yea today I bought some produce from you guys and I don't think you guys aren't taking care of your store very well. I bought some tomatos, eggplants, and peas today and they were all moldy and old"

    CUSTOMER SERVICE: "I'm sorry sir..."

    ME: "Shut up you twit, sorry isn't good enough I demand a refund!"

    CUSTOMER SERVICE:"Okay sir."
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #42
      Originally posted by anileve I like loleeg, she can take the heat quite well apparently. Don't sweat it girl, what do you care what these retards have to say about vegetables? One is a decaying corpse, the other one is missing chromosomes and has a permanent defective smile. They get a thrill from picking on little vegetables and telling everyone that they don't make sense. Guys I think it's time you leave kindergarten and move on to junior high.

      thanks anileve! haha i can always handle things ok. lol decaying corpse and missing chomosomes guy! we have lots to be proud of!

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      • #43
        was i gone when another veggie entered the relm of this forum ? haha

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        • #44
          Now we are the internet equivalent of Armenian mobile street vendors with their fruit trucks and awesome horns, except we have no customer service dammit!

          And that's how my post ties in with the thread and is not off topic. See? I'm a good poster.
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #45
            Originally posted by loleeg thanks anileve! haha i can always handle things ok. lol decaying corpse and missing chomosomes guy! we have lots to be proud of!
            Oh my, you know what you remind me of? SUPERRRRRRRRR! Are you always SUPER happy? I didn't think there was anyone out there who could be more smiley than me, but damn you take the cake. SUPER! Whew. Does your face hurt from grinning so much?
            The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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            • #46
              Originally posted by whitelotus was i gone when another veggie entered the relm of this forum ? haha
              lol but i'm a fruit

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              • #47
                Originally posted by ckBejug Oh my, you know what you remind me of? SUPERRRRRRRRR! Are you always SUPER happy? I didn't think there was anyone out there who could be more smiley than me, but damn you take the cake. SUPER! Whew. Does your face hurt from grinning so much?

                maybe you and me can m,ake the whole world more smiley! hehehe anyway cheeks hurting from smiling is better than brains hurting from sadness right?

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                • #48
                  Originally posted by loleeg maybe you and me can m,ake the whole world more smiley! hehehe anyway cheeks hurting from smiling is better than brains hurting from sadness right?
                  lol. Yes, you are too happy indeed. Have you ever thought about working in customer service? I bet you'd be great. You seem like a person who could take that kind of abuse very well, and follow with 'thank you sir, may I have another...?' Am I right?
                  The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                  • #49
                    Originally posted by ckBejug lol. Yes, you are too happy indeed. Have you ever thought about working in customer service? I bet you'd be great. You seem like a person who could take that kind of abuse very well, and followe with 'thank you sir, may I have another...?' Am I right?
                    i'm a receptionist and everyone loves me!

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                    • #50
                      Originally posted by ckBejug lol. Yes, you are too happy indeed. Have you ever thought about working in customer service? I bet you'd be great. You seem like a person who could take that kind of abuse very well, and follow with 'thank you sir, may I have another...?' Am I right?
                      haha. I hate those people (no offence loleeg jan).

                      I also work in customer service...and the worst kind of it. I'm a ref at a laser game in an indoor children's amusement center. I also work at the cash. This means that I regularly get what I have dubbed "les Madames Walmart", which are the overweight women who wear tight flashy leggings with a large shirt that usually depicts a pink poodle on it. They also drag about 5 kids with them, and have a baby carriage, which is just filled with different plastic bags, and no babies. They keep their change in little nylon bags, and usually have a faint (or sometimes not so faint) hint of a mustache. They will waste their money on the stupidest things, and then come complaining at you for 3 pennies (Canadian ones to boot).

                      do you get the image now? I see these women alll the time. And they're alwaaaaaaaaays complaining. I usually start blaming them, and in the end, they leave. I have NEVER EVER apologized to a customer. Now, whenever anyone has a problem with a customer, they call me to deal with it. Though the kids like me...

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