Arvestaked's Satanic Bible Preaching, etc...

[spookyghost]

nor would a good christian find anything contridictory in the bible, funny isnt it ?

[dusken]

A good Satanist would wish to kill the people that ruin is or her thread because they are mentally incompetent.

[dusken]

Originally posted by Anonymouse A good Satanist won't see the contradiction in "Satanic Bible".

A good Satanist would be annoyed at peoples ignorance of Satanism being more of a statement and a mock religion than an actual religion. Just because God is an undefined idea and my interpretation of the philosophy and a passage by LaVey seem to contradict eachother, does not mean they really do. What one refers to as God is irrelevant. Do not be stupid anymore; it is going to become trying.

[sSsflamesSs]

Originally posted by patlajan A good satanist will not realize the word "satan" is borrowed from Christianity.

Your avatar would be better if it looked more like Kenny from South Park - with only the bug eyes poking through.

[sSsflamesSs]

A good satanist shaves off his eyebrows and scares off the neighborhood children.

[loseyourname]

A good satanist puts superglue on toilet seats in public restrooms.

[loseyourname]

You guys could use some of this:



A good satanist encourages homoeroticism amongst enemies.

[patlajan]

A good satanist ignores other satanist when they're being annoying by bring up stuff from other threads.

[dusken]

Originally posted by patlajan A good satanist will not realize the word "satan" is borrowed from Christianity.

What the fuhck are you talking about? Are you as dumb as you seem?

[loseyourname]

A true idiot somehow doesn't realize that that's the whole point of the word "satanist."