Arvestaked's Satanic Bible Preaching, etc...

[anileve]

The last three are awesome!

A good Satanists grows his pinky nail long enough to substitute q-tips in an ear wax removal process.

[sSsflamesSs]

A good satanist farts and blames it on his kid.

[anileve]

Pinata is still my favorite, I had a perfect visual and it makes me laugh every time. I clearly see the Satanist making his way towards the candy and pushing shocked kids out of the way in a very slow motion.

A good female Satanists throws a used tampon in a toilet and doesn't flush, preferably at a boyfriends parents house.

[sSsflamesSs]

A good satanist replaces the contents of a hair conditioner bottle with Nair.

[sSsflamesSs]

A good satanist forgets to unplug the electric waterboiler left in her fish's tank.

[Anonymouse]

A good satanist gets involved in philanthropic gestures, such as saving earwax using his q tip in a jar and giving it to a bum.

[Ducati]

this was the gayest topic ive read...

[patlajan]

A good satanist comes back with a new identity to places he's been thrown out of.

[Anonymouse]

A good satanist will create multiple alias' to generate discussions and have an ally.

[Anonymouse]

A good satanist will steal another persons avatar.