Arvestaked's Satanic Bible Preaching, etc...

[dusken]

On the use of the word "Satanic":



"I mean Satanic in the sense of a philosophical concept, a realm, or a state of being that would best be described as a lifestyle, an outlook, an attitude..."

-Anton LaVey

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The Nine Satanic Statements

(An exerpt from The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey)


1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

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[dusken]

It is unfortunate that I am not really Satanic; this is quite fun.

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"It's too bad stupidity isn't painful."

-Anton LaVey

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It is unfortunate that I am not really Satanic; this is quite fun.

It's doing wonders for your post count.

[dusken]

So is thy candid mediocrity!
-Louis Cyphre

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Don't let me distract you. Continue the preaching. It's a refreshing break from all the religious nonsense going on here lately.

[dusken]

The Lost Tenth Satanic Statement: Drink coffee black; it is more evil that way.

[patlajan]

Originally posted by dusken The Lost Tenth Satanic Statement: Drink coffee black; it is more evil that way.

Hahaha Lets not forget double parking. An integral part of any satan follower's résumé.