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  • #51
    Don't forget parking in a red zone, but leaving your hazard lights on, an integral part of life in Manhattan.

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    • #52
      If you happen to have tortilla chips and salsa in front of you, double-dip like a good Satanist would.

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      • #53
        Driving with the dali (sp?) on. HA!

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        • #54
          Originally posted by dusken The Nine Satanic Statements

          (An exerpt from The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey)


          1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

          2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

          3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

          4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

          5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

          6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

          7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

          8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

          9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
          If a Satanist is one who believes and abides by all of the above 9 Statements, then I believe I am in a desperate need of purification... or maybe not. Nevermind, I am afraid it's hopeless for me.

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          • #55
            Next week, Arduskakeds Church of Satan presents a new sermon:

            What do unique Satanists do when they are not preaching Satanic stuff on forums? The answer is painting squares and counting toes, with an emphasis on being unique in the process, such as when counting your toes, be sure to try to lick them before you count, making yourself unique among the believers who believe it is a sin to lick toes.

            Arduskaked will also include the reasons why everyone is really gay and doesn't know it.
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #56
              I think my eyes just rolled ALL the way to the back of my head. Hey Armenianclub.com!!! We don't let non-Armenians in here, but we allow Satan worshipers? LMAO! I love this place.....


              Arvy..Why don't you just go to hell and live there? I mean, isn't your master there? I bet you guys can have tons of fun peeling the burnt flesh off each other's bodies, and making smores..Think about it will ya?

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              • #57
                Originally posted by violette829 I think my eyes just rolled ALL the way to the back of my head. Hey Armenianclub.com!!! We don't let non-Armenians in here, but we allow Satan worshipers? LMAO! I love this place.....


                Arvy..Why don't you just go to hell and live there? I mean, isn't your master there? I bet you guys can have tons of fun peeling the burnt flesh off each other's bodies, and making smores..Think about it will ya?
                Loseyourname is not Armenian.

                I specifically said in an earlier post that Satan is not worshipped. Satanists do not believe in heaven or hell. They do not believe Satan actually exists. You should try and actually read the thread and understand it before you start throwing ignorant punches.
                Last edited by dusken; 03-18-2004, 11:17 AM.

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                • #58
                  Originally posted by anileve If a Satanist is one who believes and abides by all of the above 9 Statements, then I believe I am in a desperate need of purification... or maybe not. Nevermind, I am afraid it's hopeless for me.
                  Purification? The more human someone is, the more one is in tune with one's nature, the more pure one is. I hope that you also have not been misunderstanding what I have posted. Let us not assume it is impure because it is against a major group of religions and calls itself Satanism.

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                  • #59
                    Originally posted by Anonymouse ... Arduskakeds...
                    Cute.

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                    • #60
                      Originally posted by violette829 I think my eyes just rolled ALL the way to the back of my head. Hey Armenianclub.com!!! We don't let non-Armenians in here, but we allow Satan worshipers? LMAO! I love this place.....
                      First of all, Violette jan, that is a misconception. Actually, ArmenianClub allowes and encourages non-Armenians to participate as well.

                      Second of all, if you are so bothered by what dusken preaches I would suggest to just avoid clicking this link. I do so myself when it concerns some of his threads. People are free to practice freedom of speech as long as they are not harassing and directly insulting others or using excessive profanity. Just let dusken rant, you only encourage him to continue by providing him with more fuel when you express your anger. You should know how to spot an instigator by now. Just whistle and walk on by.

                      Arvy..Why don't you just go to hell and live there? I mean, isn't your master there? I bet you guys can have tons of fun peeling the burnt flesh off each other's bodies, and making smores..Think about it will ya? [/B]
                      LOL! Very creative.

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