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**Anonymouse** · 03-18-2004, 03:37 PM

I think you need to have sex.

**dusken** · 03-18-2004, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by Anonymouse I think you need to have sex.

Do you like coffee in the morning?

**dusken** · 03-18-2004, 04:27 PM

**Siggie** · 03-18-2004, 05:06 PM

that'd never hurt...

**patlajan** · 03-18-2004, 05:52 PM

Not washing your hands after you leave the bathroom is also a key to satanic living.

**Anonymouse** · 03-18-2004, 05:58 PM

Being a good Satanist requires carefully placing a whoopie cushion on his chair, right before your boss sits down.

**patlajan** · 03-18-2004, 07:46 PM

Getting two scoops instead of one on a hot day is the mark of a suttle satanists.

**patlajan** · 03-18-2004, 08:22 PM

A good satanist hits pinatas extra hard and pushes children out of the way for the candy.

**Anonymouse** · 03-18-2004, 08:59 PM

A good satanist sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

**sSsflamesSs** · 03-18-2004, 09:11 PM

A good satanist uses up all the toilet paper so there is none left for the next person.

Arvestaked's Satanic Bible Preaching, etc...