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Doorknobs are a very fascinating thing. They are that which binds all of humanity. Everyone, whether a capitalist, or a communist; white or black; from the first world or third world; whether retards or midgets; whether you like bondage and S&M or voyeurism; everyone is equal under the umbrella of doorknobs. The doorknob has done more to "equalize" humanity, than egalitarianism and equality legislation itself. Doorknobs are an integral part of humanity and go back as far as the dinosaurs. But in modern times, the media and politicians do a good job of propaganda and making sure we stay "ignorant", and part of the sheep, so we never learn about the true essence of doorknobs. It is a pastime for that award-winning, population-scaring news outlets such as FOX and CNN to constantly raise the Americans' "get scared of everything" alert level by informing us that we should not only fear the axis of evil, but additionally the invisible terrorists that are amongst, in our closets when we sleep, in the stall next to us while we're taking a dump in the public restroom. So you can see why we never really hear about the really important issues like doorknobs. The door knob is a quite simple piece of equipment. Observe.
This is a rubber doorknob. It's got rubber over it. It's like how we wear rubber over our phallys, this is similar. It's for protection from the evil and dirty hands of the human. With that said, don't be discouraged. It is very user friendly. They have been around for a very long time. Door knobs are nice. Follow these easy to follow steps and you will be wrestling with doorknobs in no time.
-Walk to any closed door.
-Grab the knob - much like you would grab a teat ( if you're a guy ), or a penis ( if you're a girl ) - sticking out.
-Rotate your hand while pushing the the knob ( on the door ) forwards or backwards so that the door will slide open.
-Step through the opening you have created and close the door behind you.
-Finally, pat yourself on the back for a break through performance on the use of the door knob.
This is a rubber doorknob. It's got rubber over it. It's like how we wear rubber over our phallys, this is similar. It's for protection from the evil and dirty hands of the human. With that said, don't be discouraged. It is very user friendly. They have been around for a very long time. Door knobs are nice. Follow these easy to follow steps and you will be wrestling with doorknobs in no time.
-Walk to any closed door.
-Grab the knob - much like you would grab a teat ( if you're a guy ), or a penis ( if you're a girl ) - sticking out.
-Rotate your hand while pushing the the knob ( on the door ) forwards or backwards so that the door will slide open.
-Step through the opening you have created and close the door behind you.
-Finally, pat yourself on the back for a break through performance on the use of the door knob.
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