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The Wonderful Allure Of Doorknobs!

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    The Wonderful Allure Of Doorknobs!

    Doorknobs are a very fascinating thing. They are that which binds all of humanity. Everyone, whether a capitalist, or a communist; white or black; from the first world or third world; whether retards or midgets; whether you like bondage and S&M or voyeurism; everyone is equal under the umbrella of doorknobs. The doorknob has done more to "equalize" humanity, than egalitarianism and equality legislation itself. Doorknobs are an integral part of humanity and go back as far as the dinosaurs. But in modern times, the media and politicians do a good job of propaganda and making sure we stay "ignorant", and part of the sheep, so we never learn about the true essence of doorknobs. It is a pastime for that award-winning, population-scaring news outlets such as FOX and CNN to constantly raise the Americans' "get scared of everything" alert level by informing us that we should not only fear the axis of evil, but additionally the invisible terrorists that are amongst, in our closets when we sleep, in the stall next to us while we're taking a dump in the public restroom. So you can see why we never really hear about the really important issues like doorknobs. The door knob is a quite simple piece of equipment. Observe.



    This is a rubber doorknob. It's got rubber over it. It's like how we wear rubber over our phallys, this is similar. It's for protection from the evil and dirty hands of the human. With that said, don't be discouraged. It is very user friendly. They have been around for a very long time. Door knobs are nice. Follow these easy to follow steps and you will be wrestling with doorknobs in no time.

    -Walk to any closed door.
    -Grab the knob - much like you would grab a teat ( if you're a guy ), or a penis ( if you're a girl ) - sticking out.
    -Rotate your hand while pushing the the knob ( on the door ) forwards or backwards so that the door will slide open.
    -Step through the opening you have created and close the door behind you.
    -Finally, pat yourself on the back for a break through performance on the use of the door knob.
    Achkerov kute.
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    dirty dirty. lol

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      Some have those weird locks on them that you need to push in and twist (much like you would a nipple?)...

      My freaking dorm room has one and I just realized that if you push it in and forget to twist, any ass crack could walk in and "borrow" your chair (yes, i'm pissed). So ya, doorknobs are also tricky bastards.
      Last edited by thedebutante; 09-24-2004, 07:23 PM.

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        Originally posted by thedebutante
        Some have those weird locks on them that you need to push in and twist (much like you would a nipple?)...
        Ahh, yes, doorknobs get complicated as well. Who said only our genitals had to look weird? But I prefer these doorknobs below. Far more easier for simple minds like me to use them.



        You can bet that there aren't any clowns sniffing anthrax behind those doors while tuned to CNN!
        Last edited by Anonymouse; 09-24-2004, 07:30 PM.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          I can't help but think these are reject scientology pictures.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by patlajan
            I can't help but think these are reject scientology pictures.
            They can be! After all, we did have a scientology thread.
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #7
              what would you call this?
              How do you hurt a masochist?
              -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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              • #8
                HAhaa...oo gevo I expected you to post something like that. your so funny.
                You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by gevo
                  what would you call this?

                  I call this two doorknobs going at it.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by gevo
                    what would you call this?
                    Der voghormia, Der voghormia.

                    *Church choir sings*

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