Post 5 Facts About Yourself

[patlajan]

I'm sorry I forgot to include you above Mr. Eggplant. I forgot you are very unique too and I can understand your protest at not being mentioned. Next time I will include you.

Everyone hates you.

[xBaron Dants]

oh? oh? what is this? r u DISSING paul baghdadlian??

ok, boy... he is a total a$$hole, full of 3 things: himself, booze & coke... that i will be the first to say.... but u cant diss his singing. his attitude problem has made it so that he hasnt been able to hold together a steady band like harout has, & thats why most of the time, live, the music sucks, even on some of his more recent albums. but if u trust my judgement as a musician, believe me he is a VERY strong singer... he's getting tired, & the unhealthy lifestyle is taking its toll, so he's not the same singer he was 15-20 years ago, but still today, in terms of his voice & his control over it, he is the King.. u cant compare him to harout, tata, etc..

His voice is the most nasal annoying thing I have ever heard. I hate him because his "music" is now one of the first things that comes to mind when someone says "armenian music". His kurdish/turkish nasalities and silly lyrics have nothing armenian to them. Our true music has been lost at the expense of the Pauls of this world, and other such khamajigs. And this is not Baron Dants being against anything that is new. I love novelty, and we even lack novelty. This is about quality. This is about not constantly hearing kurdish tunes like "akh yo dlo yo dlo" or stupid armenian lyrics like "siroon aghchig yegoor hos,kez ge danim Yekibdos. Yekibdosen Hoonasdan, HELLÉ yertank Hayastan". Ikh. I'm not saying there should be no stupid kef music. Heck, I even dance to it, but these people, the Pauls and the Maxims and the Jonnigs have become our main singers. It's deplorable. Unfortunately, we Armenians have been quite supportive of mediocrity, and kudos to him for having exploited that.

I'm sorry for my ranting, but I truly despise him.

[Anonymouse]

Everyone hates you.

Likewise .

[DvlzAdvocate]

Wow this thread has gone on and on and ......

1. I can't sleep when it is dark, the light has to be on. Only when I am alone though.

2. I have weird dreams, and one that I've been continuously seeing ever since I was little.

3. Food is comfort for me.

4. I show very little emotion.

5. I want my man to be his own person and not listen to every little thing I tell him.

6. I want to fall in love, and I want the feeling to be mutual.

7. I don't love my boyfriend.

8. I don't like him much either

9. I stay with him because I hate being alone.

10. I feel like there are spiders crawling on my body.

11. I have tattoos and I love them.

12. I have piercings and I love them too.

13. I wish I could play an instrument or read and write in a different language.

14. I have no fear.

15. I am proud of my family

16. I think I am pregnant.

[DvlzAdvocate]

17. I usto do drugs.

18. I don't enjoy sex anymore

[PASAMONSTER]

I believe I'm on the heavier side of ugly.

I wet my beak in narcotics once or twice or three times a year or so.

I am capable and wouldn't mind to send someone into the afterlife.

I have a snake as a pet.

I main fear is that I won't find anyone that will love me.

[xBaron Dants]

I believe this:

I am capable and wouldn't mind to send someone into the afterlife.

is directly related to this:

I main fear is that I won't find anyone that will love me.

But seriously, you could really kill somebody? I honestly have a hard time believing that. I'm not doubting you, I just find it weird. I can't even hurt the groundhog that's been living in my backyard for the past 2 years...

[Anonymouse]

I believe this:



is directly related to this:



But seriously, you could really kill somebody? I honestly have a hard time believing that. I'm not doubting you, I just find it weird. I can't even hurt the groundhog that's been living in my backyard for the past 2 years...

Let's see, your name is Baron Dants, his name is PASAMONSTER. Pretty self-explanatory for me.

[Emil]

Wow this thread has gone on and on and ......
7. I don't love my boyfriend.

8. I don't like him much either

9. I stay with him because I hate being alone.

16. I think I am pregnant.

Ah, the makings of a truly successful family life. Have you heard of pregnancy tests? You can buy them at Sav-On, Rite-Aid, Western Drug, Remedy Pharamcy, even Ralphs!

[anileve]

18. I don't enjoy sex anymore

I am sorry, but how the heck is that possible?????!!!!!!!! You need to seek help immediately. And just what in the world is your avatar?