How do you squeeze your toothpaste?

[nunechka]

from the top work my way down... sometimes i even fold as i gradually use up the toothpaste...

[!EEK]

So here's my toothpaste, as you can see, the top of the tube is pretty flat because, as I said it before, I squeez it at the top. I'm going to squeez it at the bottom to make the pasta go up.

[Emil]

I think I speak for all the people in this thread when I say that properly squeezing a toothpaste tube, you should eventually have it look like this. Anything else is improper squeezing and you should quickly consult one of the participants in this thread via a customary PM in which they will be happy to answer all your squeezing toothpaste related questions, because such questions cannot go unanswered in life.

Example of how it should appear:

No, this is a picture of my toothpaste and quite frankly the best way to use it:

[!EEK]

So here's my toothpaste, as you can see, the top of the tube is pretty flat because, as I said it before, I squeez it at the top. I'm going to squeez it at the bottom to make the pasta go up.

NO!! This is the best way to use it!!

[TJ]

what are these strange contraptions?

[SagGal]

I usually squeez it at the very top and when the very top is empty, I squeez from the very bottom to fill the top, and I continue squeezing the top....., etc..

Same here.

[!EEK]

Same here.

Yay, we are twins

[Siggie]

I squeeze from the top because it's more precise for me.
When it's about half empty, I put it one of those toothpaste holder things that rolls up the bottom, so you can keep squeezing it from the top and then just give it a little turn to push more toothpaste up to the top.
It's like the enhanced version of Eek's technique.

[angelik22]

how isqueeze my toothpaste: first i gently place it on the lowest level in reach...ie. the floor.. i make sure it is correctly placed at a precise angle of 90 degrees to my feet....then i take a break and go grab a red bulll....i gather al my strength and then i just JUMP and start stepping all over the tube.....

god who ever comes up with these ideas.... "how do you squeeze out your toothpaste" ? next thing you know its gonna be.... "how many rols of toilet paper are ample for a one time use session after a having a bean burrito......

just like nike says in its ad "JUST DO IT!!!" dont askquestions....btw when i brush my teeth im wayy too sleepy to een look at HOW i squeeze my toothpaste out....

but yea good thread for end fo the year i guess...since u forced out a response from me even though i thought it was blaaaaah lol

[Mags]

Someone hand me a toothbrush....QUICK!