What are you first?

[MadHandle]

yea...Armenian first. I seen a topic that asked wheather your European/white...No, Armenian first... then catagorize whatever you want after that.

[violette829]

I am a woman first.

[rickhd]

Being human the composition of my DNA is only 1% different than a chimpanzee. Pass the bananas please.

[Sip]

Depends on the situation ... when talking college football, I'm a UCLA bruins fan first, when talking NFL, I'm a Packers fan first, when talking baseball, I'm nauseous first, when talking about religion, I'm a liberal first, when talking about guns, I'm a conservative first, when talking cars, I'm an offroader first, when talking offroading, I'm enviromentaly conscious first, and it goes on and on and on ...

[Tres Bien]

People usually ask will ask me where i am from? And i say im armenian of course...I see myself as a musician firsly.

[sleuth]

I am a woman first.

I feel the same way

[Inna]

In my heart I am a:
1st. Christian
2nd. Daughter/sister
3rd. Friend
4th. Armenian

but when other people ask me where I'm from, I always answer:

I was born in Azerbaijan, I am Armenian, I speak Russian, I live in America!

I think that about covers everything because if I just told them where I was born then they would assume I was Muslim, and if I just told them what language I speak than they would assume I was Russian, and if I dont say anything than they assume I'm a southern bred American gal. So for them not to assume I just cover all the bases....hmmm I should hand out maps next time I tell people this just so they dont get confused and be able to actually take it all in accurately.

[hyebruin]

we are all human first

that's the problem with the world! too many egos, too many boxes that constrict and stratify us; they disconnect instead of connect and embrace all...how sad!...

[gevo]

In my heart I am a:
1st. Christian
2nd. Daughter/sister
3rd. Friend
4th. Armenian
:

other than line 2, Ditto.

line 2 correction: Im a guy. i think?
also id mesh 2 and 3 together

Why do we have to be armenian first?> this is not to say i do not like to say that i am or anything to this affect./. i always say who i am and never let anyone call me by the easy name of "george" vs Gevork. I make them suffer,m cause i think its important to keep my 'Armenianness' (i love making new words ) so yeah.. Inna's list is great, maladets Inna.

[sleuth]

I am a woman first.

Dedicated to violette

I'm Glad I'm A Woman

I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions
I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown
and I know how to put the damned toilet seat down!

I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt
my belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut
and I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch
or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind
I'm a woman you see -- I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side
I'm a woman, you know -- I've got far too much pride!

And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two boobs and squat when I pee
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal
I won't tell you my wife just does not understand
stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band
or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!

Yes, I'm glad I'm a woman, a woman you see
you can forget all about that old penis envy