B Is For Bored and D Is For Ducks

[Anonymouse]

Do tell us about the force feeding of ducks and how it is used to increase the size of their liver, producing foie gras, a so called delicacy.

I don't know about that perhaps you can ask someone else on the forum, but I do know that ducks are the leading cause of testicular cancer in males between 12 and 16.

[GSTracer05]

And here I thought you knew everything about ducks. Oh well. I must be off to Sears to exchange some tools.

[Anonymouse]

The reason Daffy Duck was so violent was because he was black.

[thedebutante]

I walk like a duck.

[nunechka]

lol! ohhh no, not tha black thing...

[nunechka]

what about donald??? he is white and yet INSANE!

[thedebutante]

There is a record for the largest collection of rubber ducks. Now this is one easy record to break. Let's do it.

[Inna]

My aunt and uncle used to raise ducks back in Armenia. It didnt work out so well cause the "guard" dog kept eating them.

[Anonymouse]

Duck tape wasn't actually named after a duck, but after another kind of bird with the same name.

If you are ever chased by a duck, run in a zigzag pattern, because they can only run in a straight line.

Daffy duck was a Nazi sympathizer, and was responsible for the design of the SS uniforms. If you laugh at a Daffy duck cartoon, you're laughing with Hitler.

[HyeJinx1984]

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