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  • #11
    because white people owned the black people as slaves for a very very long time... and they still oppress them with other very nice ways such as, better schools in the neighborhoods were its mostly white, better stores, better job opportunities, and unlike white kids, black kids are praised for being good at sports vs. reading, etc...

    its great thing isnt it?

    i am not being hypocritical when i say that its probably more tactful and logical to make fun of people when they are not around...

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    • #12
      Ahhh bs, blacks can't take jokes when all they do is bag on whitey.

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      • #13
        Originally posted by nunechka
        because white people owned the black people as slaves for a very very long time... and they still oppress them with other very nice ways such as, better schools in the neighborhoods were its mostly white, better stores, better job opportunities, and unlike white kids, black kids are praised for being good at sports vs. reading, etc...

        its great thing isnt it?

        i am not being hypocritical when i say that its probably more tactful and logical to make fun of people when they are not around...
        You're avoiding the central hypocrisy of your argument. If whites can't make jokes about blacks in front of them, blacks should not either. By saying that its okay for blacks to do it, makes them racist according to your standards. And if you support that then you're a racist.

        Furthermore, aren't you the same person that said race doesn't exist, and even chastised me for using 'black' and 'white'? And now you're using these same terms in a racial context and therefore admitting race exists.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #14
          Originally posted by dstyle
          Ahhh bs, blacks can't take jokes when all they do is bag on whitey.

          They just can't help it. White people are so "baggable"...LMAO


          People need to lighten up. Jokes are made to make you laugh, especially if they have a hint of truth...HAHAHAAAAAA I love jokes that make fun of Armenians...Heck, all we doo every single day on this forum is make fun of Armenians....Why would I get offended if someone else talks about us? Who cares? I don't have a big nose, I take daily showers, and I am NOT a gold-digging camel jockey.....why would I care?

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          • #15
            Stereotypes bother me, thus jokes based on stereotypes bother me. Yet I know that its human nature, and I know from myself that its not meant to hurt people (although you never know with some).

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            • #16
              Originally posted by violette829
              They just can't help it. White people are so "baggable"...LMAO


              People need to lighten up. Jokes are made to make you laugh, especially if they have a hint of truth...HAHAHAAAAAA I love jokes that make fun of Armenians...Heck, all we doo every single day on this forum is make fun of Armenians....Why would I get offended if someone else talks about us? Who cares? I don't have a big nose, I take daily showers, and I am NOT a gold-digging camel jockey.....why would I care?
              Precisely violette. I gotta agree with you sista.
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #17
                Originally posted by ArmoBarbi
                Stereotypes bother me, thus jokes based on stereotypes bother me. Yet I know that its human nature, and I know from myself that its not meant to hurt people (although you never know with some).

                But you cannot tell me they're not HILARIOUS sometimes....

                What do you call a black priest?


                HOLY SHIIT!

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                • #18
                  I love jokes and tell all kinds of jokes (if I can remember them). I try not to offend anyone with any jokes, but if someone's gonna get offended by a JOKE, then that's their problem. Winoman, you hit it right on the dot! Torkeh Khar jokes are the best.

                  They ask a Turk (Torkeh Khar) to make a sentence with "Kushesh" , He's like "Shalvareh Karam Kushesh?" Then they're like no, not that kind of kushesh, we mean kar o kushesh, the Turk answers, "Ok, then Shalvareh Karam Kushesh" LOL

                  I have many more of these, I'll try to post them in the jokes section.

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                  • #19
                    Originally posted by EYYBABA23
                    I love jokes and tell all kinds of jokes (if I can remember them). I try not to offend anyone with any jokes, but if someone's gonna get offended by a JOKE, then that's their problem. Winoman, you hit it right on the dot! Torkeh Khar jokes are the best.

                    They ask a Turk (Torkeh Khar) to make a sentence with "Kushesh" , He's like "Shalvareh Karam Kushesh?" Then they're like no, not that kind of kushesh, we mean kar o kushesh, the Turk answers, "Ok, then Shalvareh Karam Kushesh" LOL

                    I have many more of these, I'll try to post them in the jokes section.
                    Too bad I have no clue what Kushesh or Shalvareh or even Karam mean.

                    Vi, holy shiit I feel so but it cracked me up.

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                    • #20
                      This really belongs in the joke forum.
                      Achkerov kute.

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