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So does anyone understand just what is it that Anahita is posting or trying to say? I certainly don't but I bet I'm not alone. So this thread is designed for those who have trouble understanding just what it is Anahita is trying to say. In this thread we will learn wonderful things that deal with but are not limited to, how Anahita posts, what is it that she posts, can we make sense of anything that she posts, and lastly, we are going to attempt to make posts like her.
Since the forum is bad enough already filled with her abominable posts, I thought we can localize this plague and attempt to direct all sorts of Anahita postings into this giant deluxe thread.
Anahita is also welcome to post all her ramblings in here since it makes no difference where she posts them, she may as well not confuse the rest of the forum with legitimate topics.
So far we have only one good attempt at mimicing Anahita and that was by TomServo. Observe:
That is the best so far. Let's see what else we can do! And considering that she seems to like attention, she will most likely enjoy that we have made a thread in her honor.
Since the forum is bad enough already filled with her abominable posts, I thought we can localize this plague and attempt to direct all sorts of Anahita postings into this giant deluxe thread.
Anahita is also welcome to post all her ramblings in here since it makes no difference where she posts them, she may as well not confuse the rest of the forum with legitimate topics.
So far we have only one good attempt at mimicing Anahita and that was by TomServo. Observe:
Originally posted by TomServo
Hi guys! I'm Anahita! Guffaw guffaw! 
I am like SO going to post a cool link! Watch out! Here it comes! http://www.bookrags.com/history/popc...iagra-sjpc-05/
Did you think that was it? No silly, I still haven't linked to a picture yet! http://www.geocities.com/ngl_u/coll/massys1duchess.jpg
The fun isn't over yet. Here are the lyrics to a song by Tori Amos:
Caught a lite sneeze caught a lite breeze
Caught a lightweight lightingseed
Boys on my left side
Boys on my right side
Boys in th emiddle
And you're not here I need a big oan
From the girl zone
Building
tumbling down
Didn't know our love was so small
Coun't stand at all
Mr. St. John just bring you son
The spire is hot
And my cells can't feed
And you still got that Belle dragging your foots
I'm hiding it well Sister Ernestine
But I still got that Belle
Dragging my foots
Right on time you get closer
And closer
Called my name but there's no way in
Use that fame
Rent you wife and kids today
Maybe she will
Maybe she will caught a lite sneeze
Dreamed a little dream
Made my own pretty hate machine
Boys on my left side
Boys on my right side
Boys in the middle and you're not here
Boys in their dresses
And you're not here
I need a big loan from the girl zone
[EDIT: I sure do love me some goat schlong!]
I am like SO going to post a cool link! Watch out! Here it comes! http://www.bookrags.com/history/popc...iagra-sjpc-05/
Did you think that was it? No silly, I still haven't linked to a picture yet! http://www.geocities.com/ngl_u/coll/massys1duchess.jpg
The fun isn't over yet. Here are the lyrics to a song by Tori Amos:
Caught a lite sneeze caught a lite breeze
Caught a lightweight lightingseed
Boys on my left side
Boys on my right side
Boys in th emiddle
And you're not here I need a big oan
From the girl zone
Building
tumbling down
Didn't know our love was so small
Coun't stand at all
Mr. St. John just bring you son
The spire is hot
And my cells can't feed
And you still got that Belle dragging your foots
I'm hiding it well Sister Ernestine
But I still got that Belle
Dragging my foots
Right on time you get closer
And closer
Called my name but there's no way in
Use that fame
Rent you wife and kids today
Maybe she will
Maybe she will caught a lite sneeze
Dreamed a little dream
Made my own pretty hate machine
Boys on my left side
Boys on my right side
Boys in the middle and you're not here
Boys in their dresses
And you're not here
I need a big loan from the girl zone
[EDIT: I sure do love me some goat schlong!]
That is the best so far. Let's see what else we can do! And considering that she seems to like attention, she will most likely enjoy that we have made a thread in her honor.
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