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    So does anyone understand just what is it that Anahita is posting or trying to say? I certainly don't but I bet I'm not alone. So this thread is designed for those who have trouble understanding just what it is Anahita is trying to say. In this thread we will learn wonderful things that deal with but are not limited to, how Anahita posts, what is it that she posts, can we make sense of anything that she posts, and lastly, we are going to attempt to make posts like her.

    Since the forum is bad enough already filled with her abominable posts, I thought we can localize this plague and attempt to direct all sorts of Anahita postings into this giant deluxe thread.

    Anahita is also welcome to post all her ramblings in here since it makes no difference where she posts them, she may as well not confuse the rest of the forum with legitimate topics.

    So far we have only one good attempt at mimicing Anahita and that was by TomServo. Observe:

    Originally posted by TomServo
    Hi guys! I'm Anahita! Guffaw guffaw!

    I am like SO going to post a cool link! Watch out! Here it comes! http://www.bookrags.com/history/popc...iagra-sjpc-05/

    Did you think that was it? No silly, I still haven't linked to a picture yet! http://www.geocities.com/ngl_u/coll/massys1duchess.jpg



    The fun isn't over yet. Here are the lyrics to a song by Tori Amos:

    Caught a lite sneeze caught a lite breeze
    Caught a lightweight lightingseed
    Boys on my left side
    Boys on my right side
    Boys in th emiddle
    And you're not here I need a big oan
    From the girl zone

    Building
    tumbling down
    Didn't know our love was so small
    Coun't stand at all
    Mr. St. John just bring you son

    The spire is hot
    And my cells can't feed
    And you still got that Belle dragging your foots
    I'm hiding it well Sister Ernestine
    But I still got that Belle
    Dragging my foots

    Right on time you get closer
    And closer
    Called my name but there's no way in
    Use that fame
    Rent you wife and kids today
    Maybe she will
    Maybe she will caught a lite sneeze
    Dreamed a little dream
    Made my own pretty hate machine
    Boys on my left side
    Boys on my right side
    Boys in the middle and you're not here
    Boys in their dresses
    And you're not here
    I need a big loan from the girl zone

    [EDIT: I sure do love me some goat schlong!]

    That is the best so far. Let's see what else we can do! And considering that she seems to like attention, she will most likely enjoy that we have made a thread in her honor.
    Achkerov kute.

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    Re: The Anahita Comprehension Center!

    Here is my lame attempt that doesn't do justice to the immaculate posting style of Anahita!
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    Can YOU figure out the puzzle of the world? SAVE THE TREES!

    Oh LOOK! A boat it's probably polluting something!


    LYRICS! Please get an idea of the type of music I listen to. I am unique.

    Sean Paul - Temperature!

    Intro:
    The gal dem Schillaci...Sean da Paul
    So me give it to...so me give to...so me give it to...to all girls
    Five million and forty naughty shorty...
    Baby girl...baby girl...Sean da Paul seh...

    Chorus :
    Well woman de way da time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
    I got the right temperature fi shelter you from da storm
    Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on
    And girl I....wanna be da Papa...You can be da Mom....oh oh!

    Verse 1:
    Mek I see de gal dem bruk out 'pon de floor from you don't want no worthless performer
    From you don't want no man weh can't turn you on gal
    Mek I see you hand dem up on ya..
    Cyan't 'tan' 'pon it long.....nah eat no yam...no steam fish....nor no green banana
    But down in Jamaica we give it to you hot like a sauna..

    Chorus :
    Well woman de way da time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
    I got the right temperature fi shelter you from da storm
    Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on
    And girl I....wanna be da Papa...You can be da Mom....oh oh!

    Verse 2:
    Bumper exposed and gal you got your chest out
    But you no wasters cause gal you empress out...
    And if you des out a me you fi test out
    Cause I got the remedy fiake you de-stress out....
    Me haffi flaunt it because me God Bless out
    And girl if you want it you haffi confess out...
    A no lie weh we need set speed a fi test de mattress out..

    Chorus :
    Well woman de way da time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
    I got the right temperature fi shelter you from da storm
    Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on
    And girl I....wanna be da Papa...You can be da Mom....oh oh!

    Verse 3:
    Gal don't say me crazy now
    This Strangelove it a no Bridgette and Flava show..
    Time fi we make baby now
    So stop gwaan like you a get shady yo...
    Woman don't play me know
    Cause a no Fred Sanford nor Grady yo....
    My lovin' is the way to go...my lovin' is the way to go.....

    Chorus :
    Well woman de way da time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
    I got the right temperature fi shelter you from da storm
    Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on
    And girl I....wanna be da Papa...You can be da Mom....oh oh!

    Verse 4:
    When you roll with a playa like me, with a bredda like me girl there is no other
    No need to talk it right here just park it right here keep it undercover
    From me love how you fit inna you blouse and you fat inna you jeans and me waan discover..
    Everything bout you baby girl can you hear when me utter

    Chorus :
    Well woman de way da time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
    I got the right temperature fi shelter you from da storm
    Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on
    And girl I....wanna be da Papa...You can be da Mom....oh oh!

    Verse 1:
    Mek I see de gal dem bruk out 'pon de floor from you don't want no worthless performer
    From you don't want no man weh can't turn you on gal
    Mek I see you hand dem up on ya..
    Cyan't 'tan' 'pon it long.....nah eat no yam...no steam fish....nor no green banana
    But down in Jamaica we give it to you hot like a sauna..

    Chorus :
    Well woman de way da time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
    I got the right temperature fi shelter you from da storm
    Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on
    And girl I....wanna be da Papa...You can be da Mom....oh oh!

    http://www.ronsguideservice.com/cart%20guy%20bowing.gif!!!
    Last edited by Anonymouse; 05-02-2006, 05:10 PM.
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #3
      Re: The Anahita Comprehension Center!

      Don't forget to edit that post.

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      • #4
        Re: The Anahita Comprehension Center!

        Originally posted by TomServo
        Don't forget to edit that post.
        Right. I'll get right on it Dr. Servo.

        Remember you're Dr. Servo and I am Dr. Mouse because this is the Anahita Comprehension Center and we are doctors doing important stuff like decoding Anahita's posts!
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          Re: The Anahita Comprehension Center!

          LITERALLY: You Cannot Live Without Me

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          • #6
            Re: The Anahita Comprehension Center!

            Originally posted by Anahita
            LITERALLY: You Cannot Live Without Me
            And you can't live without goat schlong.

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            • #7
              Re: The Anahita Comprehension Center!

              Originally posted by Anahita
              LITERALLY: You Cannot Live Without Me
              You go you, Anahita! Modify that post!

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              • #8
                Re: The Anahita Comprehension Center!

                Try to comprehend that which you'll never comprehend--Bleed Like Me, GARBAGE

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                • #9
                  Re: The Anahita Comprehension Center!

                  Guys, I'd hate to sound serious when you're all kidding, but isn't this forum big enough for all tastes and flavors of posting. If spamming is the issue, then it should be brought up, but abstract posting style is still welcome ain't it.

                  As for me, I see many posts by Anahita that are very concise and to the point. Granted, some are a little out there, but I don't have to try to understand them if I think it's not worth my effort right?

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                  • #10
                    Re: The Anahita Comprehension Center!

                    No.

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