What Are Some Horrible Things You Did As A Child?

[Anonymouse]

Once, when I was 4 or something, I stuck a match inside an electric outlet and electrocuted myself and set the curtains on fire. From what I hear, it wasn't pretty.

Another time, I spun a cat by its tail a few circles and then threw it, I don't know towards what but I never saw that stupid cat again. I can't say I felt bad since I hated cats then, and I still do, plus this particular cat had not only snuck into our house and shyt inside, but also the area I played. They always scared me, creeped me out and disgusted me. I hope all cats and cat lovers die.

And some other time, I did the most horrible thing. As a kid, we found a bird's nest and for some reason evil became of me. I took a stick and started poking it. The mama bird had little babies already hatched and I remember being so evil poking the nest that the baby fell. The mama bird was flying around, yelling in bird language. After all, I was attacking its nest and its babies.

Needless to say, I started to cry for some reason and our neighbor lady helped put it back into its nest. All I remember was the poor mama bird flying around shrieking and yelling in bird language but it couldn't do anything to the evilness of man. I felt guilty then and I still do. I hope the bird god forgives me for I repent.

[TomServo]

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Once, when I was 4 or something, I stuck a match inside an electric outlet and electrocuted myself and set the curtains on fire. From what I hear, it wasn't pretty.

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[Fedayeen]

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Breaking some kids leg in a fight.I was like 11 year old and he was few years older then me...i can still hear his yelling out of pain.

Also taking dads car for a joy ride.

[jgk3]

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The day I learned the words, "xxxx You", I said it to my mom. Didn't really mean it though, just thought it was cool (I must've been what, like 5?). I offended her and said sorry.

Not that horrible... Maybe I'll remember some better ones later.

[Anahita]

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My friend and I took decorative rocks out of our neighbors’ lawns (we were about 6) and then went door-to-door trying to sell them to the other neighbors. We sold a few of them and maybe also created some tension between those neighbors.

Once we got a little older (like 10) we'd make weird crap--like cakes baked with large amounts of powdered bubble gum, Tabasco and cat food--and feed them to the neighbor boys.

We also made a slurry of something nasty (that also had cat food in it) and painted the feet of my friend's aunt and uncle while they were sleeping. Then we let the animals into their room.

Anonymouse, cats are cool.

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[One-Way]

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My friends and I were playing basketball at school, and my best friend was on the other team. We were both running after a loose ball, and I tripped him. He ended up breaking his nose, and it looked horrible. I felt bad, but didn't admit I did it on purpose, and we were all left to believe he fell on his own.

[Anonymouse]

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Did you burn down your curtains too?

[Anonymouse]

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My friends and I were playing basketball at school, and my best friend was on the other team. We were both running after a loose ball, and I tripped him. He ended up breaking his nose, and it looked horrible. I felt bad, but didn't admit I did it on purpose, and we were all left to believe he fell on his own.

You are cruel. God will never forgive you for that.

[Siggie]

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Mouse's electrocution story makes for a great visual.

I don't think I did anything really horrible...

I threw a plastic toy "at" my little brother once to scare him. I don't remember what he had done to annoy me, but I threw the thing like a foot to the side of him to scare him and he lept "out of the way" and it hit him just above his eye, split the skin and started bleeding. My Mom nearly killed me. She saw bloody hands covering his eye and thought I'd taken out an eye.
I did too... I never threw anything that could hurt someone like that again.

Another time two of my boy cousins were playing and one of them kept teasing me and he did it more when I told him to stop, so I walked right over to him looking all business and kicked him square in the balls. I felt pretty bad when he doubled over and cried. I didn't know it would hurt as much as it seemed too. Oops.

[karoaper]

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Jeez, you're all so xxxxing aggresive. Shame on yee all.

There are many things I had done as a child that I'm ashamed of. In fact remembering them makes it hard to believe that I'm this normal and adjusted now. Then again, maybe it's precisely because of stupid and naughty behaviour as a child that you learn to act as a man (or a woman) when you grow up, assuming your nose was dragged through your mess as a child. And trust me, my nose was dragged big time.

One time, as a prank I hid under the sofa for half a day, while my parents were frantically searching for me. I witnessed them call half the building and my mother get to the point of hysteria. It was like I didn't care how cruel it was. Hiding under beds or sofas in Armenia was not something you do and I had never done it, so it was a ridiculous place to search.

Another time, my friend and I stole like 10 bucks from our parents to buy matches (we were like 9). We were addicted to matches - the weapon of choice against ants.

Another time I spit on my older brother's friend from the 7th floor. Stupid part is that I liked him and he had been very brotherly with me. I don't know what the xxxx I was thinking. Anyway, my bro left an imprint of his right palm on my left cheek so bright that it could compete with the neon signs of Las Vegas.