Yo Mama

[patlajan]

OK I want to hear your best Yo Mama jokes, and they better be funny. I go first.........

Yo Mama's so old she knew Captain Crunch when he was just a sailor oooohhh......

[TJ]

yo mommas so short she can do cartwheels under the bed.

Yo mommas so fat you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot if you wanna fV(I< her.

[Mr. Peabody]

yo mamas so fat she uses matresses as maxi pads.

[Anonymouse]

Peabody, this one's for you.

Yo mama's so fat she's got sweat trapped in between her folds.

[ckBejug]

Yo mama's so stupid, she saw the sign (on the freeway) that said Disneyland left, so she went home...

Yo mama's so old that when she breast-fed you yougurt came out... (yuck-o)

[Anonymouse]

Yo mama is so stupid she talks to herself.

Yo mama is so ugly people call her "Ugly".

Yo mama is such a mama people call you mama's boy.

[PASAMONSTER]

yo mama is like a door knob every one gets a turn.

yo mama is like a shot gun you pump sshe blows.

yo mama is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60minutes.

yo mama's teeth sso yellow she spits butter.

yo mama wears army boots.

[Inna]

yo mama jokes arent funny...if its anybodys mama your talking about its "yo mama"

[violette829]

yo mama's so fat that she has a microwave as a pager.
yo mama's so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
yo mama's so ugly that when you look at her, it looks like her neck threw up.

[Crimson Glow]

Ok, this one takes you all:

Yo mama so stupid, when she went to the theater and it said under 17 not allowed, she went home and got 16 of her friends.

OWN3D!